21 Hilarious Singles' Day Puns

I wish I was single for one day

Being single my whole life is exhausting

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👤︎ u/AdvaitChowdhary

📅︎ May 17 2021

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I posted something on here the other day and didn’t get a single upvote

I guess nobody Reddit.

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👤︎ u/GigaMike123

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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My flatmate and I are single AF so I got her flours for valentines day....

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👤︎ u/SpohieAuz

📅︎ Feb 13 2021

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Hey what are your plans for Valentine's day? -Us singles be like :

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👤︎ u/PrevAccountBanned

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.

I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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I’m still single on Star Wars Day...

Apparently I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

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👤︎ u/e3-po

📅︎ May 04 2019

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My daughter thinks it’s weird that I eat a bowl of corn flakes every single day for breakfast

But I don’t see what’s wrong with being a cereal monogamist.

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👤︎ u/K_Z_513

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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I maintain my stomach tone by doing as many crunches as I can, every single day.

(Usually either Nestle or Captain)

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👤︎ u/NeverBob

📅︎ Sep 15 2019

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I've been practicing for marathons every single day.

I think that will help me a lot in the long run.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Jan 18 2019

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My girlfriend's dad sends her a text every single day. (x-post from /r/screenshots)

http://imgur.com/a/o07Da

EDIT: Yes, she texts him back don't worry. These texts are saved on her phone, replies are not.

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👤︎ u/baconmosh

📅︎ Oct 23 2014

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Happy Father's Day to every single dad out there!

And the married ones, too.

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👤︎ u/redditlolgetit

📅︎ Jun 19 2016

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I saw a single shoe the other day...

It must have been a lonely sole.

Sorry if this is a repost, I just made this joke when I found a single abandoned shoe on the road.

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👤︎ u/Nazagorath

📅︎ Jan 17 2018

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Every single day at 2:30

I remind everyone it's the dentist's favourite time.

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👤︎ u/Rhumbler

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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Best of Reddit puns: " I've never regretted a single moment of my wedding day up until I read the words "Yes, I didgeridoo, m8". I'm gonna have to remarry my missus. " ... " Didgeridoo your wedding yet? " reddit.com/r/worldnews/co…

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👤︎ u/BothBawlz

📅︎ Dec 07 2017

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Happy Singles Awareness Day!