Was anyone else watching that? I hope he's OK... it was rather distressing seeing him slumped over the desk.

Edit: Tony Jones' last update notes that he is conscious, with his wife and heading to hospital to get checked over.

Edit 2: Article with a photo.

Edit 3: YouTube footage. (via weheardyou)

Edit 4: Simon sent out a tweet apologising that he couldn't stay.

Edit 5: Here is a statement from GetUp, Simon has been given the "all clear". (via MilksalvePartDeux)

This is your 14-minute Monday briefing in 3559 words.

##national money transfer system is being established in Armenia

Central Bank will implement the "STAK Money Transfer" system within a few months.

The goal is to make domestic and international payments without opening a bank account. In the future, the system will allow transfers to a bank account or e-wallet.

CB rep.: STAK will allow you to receive any transfer in any bank. All Armenian banks, the ArCa system, and other transfer systems will be connected to the system. STAK will connect to similar "subsystems" of other countries, including Russia's Rapid Payment System.

https://www.panarmenian.net/arm/news/297881/ https://ru.armeniasputnik.am/20220115/v-armenii-sozdaetsya-natsionalnaya-sistema-denezhnykh-perevodov--poyasnyaet-zampred-tsb-37518274.html

##Armenia plans to reform clinics, ICUs, and children's medical services

Healthcare Ministry's Maternal Dept.: a taskforce was formed to begin the process. The first is outpatient services. We need to modernize the facilities and retrain specialists. This will improve the service quality and reduce the load on hospitals.

Institutions providing pediatric medical services get overloaded because of flu and other viruses. People usually rush to hospitals instead of clinics. There are days when only 15% of hospital patients end up needing hospitalization.

Besides modernizing equipment and skills, clinics should have specific standards. Their role should be preventative care and organizing home treatment in case of mild illnesses.

The financial model will change. The funding hasn't been reduced but there will be internal redistribution to prioritize funding for heavier cases.

The quality of ICU care will improve. We have a series of problems in the provinces. Outside Yerevan, only Gyumri has large ICU facilities with lots of equipment and specialists. //

Full: https://youtu.be/0xa_5kucSHQ https://armenpress.am/arm/news/1073156.html

##Georgian wine exports reach historic levels

Last year they exported 107 million 750ml bottles to 62 countries. That's a 16% growth from 2020.

2012: $71M

2021: $250M

57% of bottles went to Russia.

Georgia also exported 42 million 500ml bottles of brandy worth $78M. +19% from last year.

They exported 1 million bottles of Chacha (pomace brandy, strong "wine vodka") worth $2.6M, or +126%.

Altogether, they made $400M last year, +18% YoY, and +142% from 2012

Previous projects have had to be archived due to character limit, which can now be found here!

#Please Note: This post has been updated, new version can be found here

Additions since posting

• Cast added to Loki (Season 2)
• Old Projects Archived
• Secret Invasion Filming Status Updated
• Hawkeye Cast List Updated
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• Eternals and Spider-Man: No Way Home Length Added
• Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Filming Status Updated
• Legends Episodes Updated
• Spider-Man: No Way Home Cast List & Runtime Updated

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff
• Vision
• Falcon
• The Winter Soldier
• Sharon Carter
• Baron Zemo
• Loki
• The Tesseract/Space Stone
• Black Widow
• Peggy Carter
• The Avengers Initiative
• The Ravagers
• The Ten Rings
• Hawkeye (12th November)

#Assembled

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.

This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.

##Episodes

• The Making of WandaVision (12th March 2021)
• The Making of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (30th April 2021)

This is your 13-minute Thursday report in 3284 words.

##interview with Haypost director | Red mailboxes? | 1-hour pharmacy deliveries | Unified service centers

Reporter: we noticed red mailboxes on Yerevan streets. Are these only for the capital?

Haypost: you'll soon find them in all tourist areas. It's a tradition when a tourist comes to Armenia and wants to send a postcard to their country. These mailboxes are not cheap so we're focusing on tourist areas.

Reporter: how often will you collect the mail?

Haypost: once a day.

Reporter: the international delivery fees sharply increased earlier this year so you wouldn't operate at a loss. Did that help?

Haypost: the trend became negative in 2017 and continued that way. This year our losses were cut in half compared to 2020 because of the hike. Next year we will have positive ֏300M. When the government took over Haypost in 2020, we were in our worst financial state. We are recovering now.

Reporter: your buildings are in f--ked up condition in provinces. You said it's physically impossible to renovate them in 200 settlements. Do you have the money to rebuild them?

Haypost: we don't have the income yet, so the government has to fund the repairs. We're yet to confirm the 2022 Haypost budget. We would like to receive enough funding to build universal service centers. These centers aren't just post offices, they include five various government/financial/pharmacy services. These are the so-called "government embassies in provinces".

They help save resources. We have them Gyumri and Ijevan, and soon in Vanadzor, before a wider rollout.

Haypost has a new digital platform. Every department is online. A new app, an online pharmacy. You can deliver medicine to any part of the country.

Reporter: will you open more pharmacies?

Haypost: we'll open two more in Yerevan this year. Many villages don't have pharmacies. Provincial residents can visit the new pharmacy or use the mobile app and we will deliver the medication to the province the next day. This is already available in some locations, but we want to make 1-hour deliveries possible in Yerevan by having one such pharmacy in every district. We'll open 7 pharmacies in Yerevan next year.

Reporter: several months ago a large number of Haypost workers were terminated after failing the certification exam. They complained that they were asked questions unrelated to the profession.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

And now I’m cannelloni

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

#Please Note: This post is no longer being updated. An update may be posted in 2022

Old Posts have been archived due to character limit. For interests' sake, they can be found here

###Updates since posting

• No Way Home Cast Updated
• Moon Knight Filming Status Updated
• Moon Knight Cast Updated
• I Am Groot Links and Crew Updated
• What If...? (Season 2) Crew Updated
• Echo Crew Updated
• The Marvels Cast Updated
• Hawkeye Cast Updated
• Untitled Scarlett Johansson Project added
• Blade Cast and Filming Status Updated
• Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Filming Status Updated
• Spider-Man: Homecoming 4 Added
• Spider-Man: No Way Home Synopsis Updated
• Secret Invasion Cast Updated
• Shang-Chi Projects Added
• Untitled Shang-Chi Sequel Cast Updated
• Untitled Destin Daniel Cretton Series Updated

#Legends - 8th January 2021

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

##Synopsis

Post-Investors' Day, Marvel announced a new series focused on iconic moments and characters of the MCU, premiering before their relevant shows and movies to catch-up on the important moments.

The series began streaming on 8th January 2021, and episodes will be released indefinitely ahead of future Marvel projects.

##Episodes

• Wanda Maximoff
• Vision
• Falcon
• The Winter Soldier
• Sharon Carter
• Baron Zemo
• Loki
• The Tesseract/Space Stone
• Black Widow
• Peggy Carter
• The Avengers Initiative
• The Ravagers
• The Ten Rings
• Hawkeye (12th November)

#Assembled

###Status: Currently Streaming; Intermittent Releases

Platform: Disney+

An in-depth look at MCU movies and T.V shows, a comprehensive documentary series streaming on Disney+ that chronicles the creation of Marvel Studios' thrilling new shows and theatrical releases.

This series began streaming on 12th March 2021, a week after WandaVision's final episode was released, and episodes will be released indefinitely after select Marvel Studios properties release.

##Episodes

• The Making of WandaVision
• The Making of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
• The Making of Loki
• The Making of Black Widow
• The Making of What If...?
• The Making of Shang-Chi and the Legend of The Ten Rings
• The Making of Hawkeye

#Hawkeye - November 24th 2021 (6 Episodes)

###Status - Wrapped; First 2 Episodes streaming on November 24th

Platform: Disney+

^(**Wo

Or would that be too forward thinking?