A list of puns related to "Simon Says"
Simon Says flashing orange left turn only light, green arrow left two lane lights and red light.
This happened last night. I laughed way too hard after it so figured I’d share. Driving with my three sons playing Simon says in the backseat.
Oldest son: “Simon says place your hand on someone else’s head” Me angrily interrupting: “NO we’re keeping our hands to ourselves” Oldest son: “awe cmon dad but we’re playing Simon says we’re not gonna fight” Me: “fine......Simon says keep your hands to yourself”
I came home from work and my 3 and 4 year old kids told me they learned how to play Simon Says. I thought a test was in order.
Me: "Simon Says, clap your hands!"
Kids: [clap clap clap]
Me: "Simon Says, touch your nose!"
Kids: [touch their nose]
Me: "Simon Says, lick your finger!"
Kids: [lick their index finger]
Me: "Put your finger in your ear!"
Kids: [put their index fingers in their ears]
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