Simon Says for adults

Simon Says flashing orange left turn only light, green arrow left two lane lights and red light.

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👤︎ u/Pumpdawg88
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Simon says

This happened last night. I laughed way too hard after it so figured I’d share. Driving with my three sons playing Simon says in the backseat.

Oldest son: “Simon says place your hand on someone else’s head” Me angrily interrupting: “NO we’re keeping our hands to ourselves” Oldest son: “awe cmon dad but we’re playing Simon says we’re not gonna fight” Me: “fine......Simon says keep your hands to yourself”

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👤︎ u/kyleorto86
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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Simon Says

I came home from work and my 3 and 4 year old kids told me they learned how to play Simon Says. I thought a test was in order.

Me: "Simon Says, clap your hands!"

Kids: [clap clap clap]

Me: "Simon Says, touch your nose!"

Kids: [touch their nose]

Me: "Simon Says, lick your finger!"

Kids: [lick their index finger]

Me: "Put your finger in your ear!"

Kids: [put their index fingers in their ears]

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👤︎ u/boyfly
📅︎ Mar 12 2014
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Overheard this dadjoke at a restaurant

A boy tells his dad, "We have a new teacher this week. Her name is Ms. Simon." Dad quickly replies, "Does everyone do what Ms. Simon Says?"

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👤︎ u/mxymm
📅︎ Oct 15 2014
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