Sicilians Puns

A list of puns related to "Sicilians"

What do you call a Sicilian who can't have children?

INCONCEIVABLE!

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👤︎ u/iarrthora
📅︎ Dec 13 2022
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What did Octavian's advisors tell him when panicked during the Sicilian Campaign?

Get Agrippa!

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👤︎ u/TrueButFunny
📅︎ Sep 22 2022
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What do you call a Sicilian ghost

A gaba-ghoul

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👤︎ u/xtilexx
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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I bought a red wine made by horses.

It's a Caberneigh Sauvignon

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ Sep 11 2022
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How do italians threaten people

I will tear you apart pizza by pizza

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👤︎ u/burgergloo
📅︎ Sep 16 2022
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Did you know that the actor who plays Vizzini from the Princes Bride is an antibiotic?

He's a mock Sicilian

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👤︎ u/scubasam27
📅︎ Jul 06 2021
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I always confuse yakuza with Jacuzzi.

I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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If you get lost in the Canadian wilderness, don’t panic unless you see at least one grizzly.

That’s the bear minimum.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 17 2021
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