Shamus Puns

A list of puns related to "Shamus"

What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Two Irishmen are sitting outside and a truck carrying turf drives past.

β€œI’d like to be that rich one day”. Says Billy.

β€œWhat, buy new turf?” Asks Shamus.

β€œNo, send my grass away to be mowed”. Replies Billy.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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