Shamu Puns

A list of puns related to "Shamu"

Did you know that Shamu was British?

He grew up in Wales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XStasisX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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It’s really hard to say what my wife does for a living.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Wife: What are some names of orchids?

Me: Free Willy

Wife: I said "orCHIDS"

Me: Baby Free Willy?

Wife: Shame on you

Me: No, but Shamu would work

*Posted on mobile, please forgive formatting issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gudotwo2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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My wife and I were at Seaworld recently

And she saw a sign advertising that you can "Dine with Shamu" She asked if I thought that would be a nice date. "I don't know. I mean we would be there having a romantic time and Shamu is just stuck with us like a third whale"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headstab
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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