Me and my son want everything shaken, not stirred.

Yep. We are bonding.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ May 17 2019
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Shaken, not stirred...
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📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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Shaken, not stirred. Pressed, not ironed. imgur.com/Tq2MdjH
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📅︎ Jun 27 2013
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I just finished watching James Bond

I was shaken, but not stirred.

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📅︎ May 05 2020
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How does Earth like it's disasters?

Shaken, not stirred.

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📅︎ Dec 03 2016
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I went to a hardware store to get paint with my dad...

When we got to the counter to mix the paint he said to the lady I want it shaken, not stirred.

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👤︎ u/WiFilip
📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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So there was an earthquake near where I live...

There was an earthquake in California this morning near to where I live. My dad called me to see if I was ok, and I told him I slept right through it. He gave me this in response:

"So you were shaken, but not stirred."

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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👤︎ u/yoyomeep
📅︎ Aug 24 2014
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