Did you hear about the ghost of a clothing designer who was banned for for violating TikToks terms of service

They were showing too much Boo-Tees.

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📅︎ Jan 15 2023
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What do you call the ride-sharing service designed exclusively for potatoes and other root-vegetables?

Tuber!

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looking for Spay/Neuter puns

I help a friend to run a nonprofit transport service in my state to get local pets to a non profit vets office to get Spayed and Neutered. We're looking to make up new t-shirts. We've already used, 'I like S&N (spay and neuter)'

Today I came up with 'ballz out for spay and neuter' with a tennis ball and a bell ball- cat toy. We'll be deciding on design in a few weeks- once we're back in the transport season. We take the coldest months off to try and avoid the snow.

Anyway we're looking for a good one liner-pun- to put on our newest round of T-shirts. Thank you in advance ☺️

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📅︎ Jan 19 2023
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