Senselessness Puns

A list of puns related to "Senselessness"

I have a recurring dream that I lose the ability to taste, see, smell, hear and feel.

My wife says it's nonsense.

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👤︎ u/thepixelcat2
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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I just saw someone pass by a penny on the ground without picking it up

It just didn't make any cents!

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👤︎ u/Patmb97
📅︎ May 03 2017
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Did you hear about the fight between the two hobos yesterday? One bit off the other's nose!

What a senseless, scentless, centless act of violence.

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👤︎ u/ihavespaceballs
📅︎ Mar 25 2014
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I'm a senior in college

My class just voted me "Most likely to annoy his kids senselessly with 'dad jokes.'" I'm so proud.

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👤︎ u/ElderCunningham
📅︎ May 06 2014
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Grabbing a beer at my dad's house....

He says "you grabbing a bud light? You should try Abita Up, real mans drink, and I also have Abita Senseless." My dad is so much dad.

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👤︎ u/GeneralXHerpes
📅︎ Feb 16 2014
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