Sell side Puns

A list of puns related to "Sell side"

There was a farmer selling his produce at the side of the road, I pulled over as I was a bit hungry to get an apple. I noticed he also sold paracetamol and cough medicine. I asked him "why do you sell drugs?"

He said "I'm a farmer see"

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👤︎ u/Nickl444
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a farmer who sells counterfeit paintings on the side?

A corn artist.

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👤︎ u/FrankDaTank787
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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What do you call someone who sells pasta on the side of the road?

A pastatute.

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👤︎ u/mskaweenah
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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I have a side business selling sexy T-Shirts.

The business name is Gig It T.

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👤︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
📅︎ May 08 2020
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I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.

I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.

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👤︎ u/headlessstormtrooper
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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so anyway im switching my major to marketing...

just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud

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👤︎ u/JacksonCM
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Walking home from a football game, there's someone selling spring rolls at the side of the road...

Dad: "Given the time of year, you'd think they'd be fall rolls."

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👤︎ u/Longroof
📅︎ Oct 08 2014
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This mug from BBC weather
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👤︎ u/siliconmac
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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All she wanted was Root Beer

While standing at the register of a New Orleans Hamburger & Seafood Co, the lady taking our order asked what we would like to drink. My girlfriend responds "I want some barq's!" To which I promptly replied, "woof, woof, WOOF!" 0 laughs or smiles and I could feel the air around me thicken with dad joke cringe. Fuck it, I loved it.

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👤︎ u/ddesla2
📅︎ Jan 19 2015
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On the dangerous side...

Driving with my old man once, he spies a road-side stall selling "Duck Eggs". He proceeds to thrust his head between his knees. Damn near crashed the car...

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👤︎ u/mainmariner
📅︎ Jul 15 2014
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