I complimented my friend for the dinner he made, and he said, β€œThat’s my secret family recipe.”

I said, β€œWhoa! Does your wife know you have a secret family?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I would love to tell you my secret recipe for my famous Indian flatbread, but first:

I'll need you to sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prize-Survey-8843
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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

That’s when I knew it was Thyme.

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I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!

I got drunk and spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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My mom refused to tell me her secret chili recipe until she was 85 years old.

Then she spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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My favorite Indian restaurant keeps their bread recipe a secret...

All the employees must sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimdune
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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I have a top secret bread recipe

I'd tell you but, it's on a knead to dough basis

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The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe.

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oeco123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2022
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How do bakers share their secret bread recipes?

On a knead-to-know basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditmemebotlol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2022
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I used to work for a very secretive Indian restaurant. I had to sign legal paperwork for their flat bread recipie.

It was a naan-disclosure agreement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subsailor1968
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2023
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I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.

It will be called wikileeks.com

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The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...

It operates on a knead to know basis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I was hired as a chef at an Indian Restaurant..

Before they'd tell me their secret recipes, I had to sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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A man is auditioning for a role in an opera production the local opera company is putting on.

He's been practicing for this role for months. He goes down to the opera house on the day of the audition, only to find he's come down with a sore throat and can't hit his notes anymore. In a panic, he asks one of the directors if they can postpone his audition.

"I'm sorry," says the director, "but we can't delay an audition for just one performer. That would set a bad precedent. Instead, I'll let you in on a little opera house secret." The director pours the man a cup of warm, smelly liquid. "Drink this. It's a special tea to help your throat. The recipe has been passed down for decades in this opera company, and I guarantee it will make you able to sing again."

The man wrinkles up his nose and takes a swig. "Euch! This is... awful! What's in this tea anyways?"

"Well, it's a secret herbal tea blend made with... well... fish broth." The director replies. "Tuna, specifically. We've found it helps soothe the throat better than any other fish we've tried."

Sure enough the man is able to sing again! He hits all his notes and gives an exemplary performance.

At the end of the auditions, he finds the director that gave him the tea. "So... what did you think? Did I get the part or not?" He asks.

"I'm sorry," said the director, "you performed well, but we've decided to give the part to someone else."

"That's OK," the man says, "I'm just really grateful for the Opera-Tuna-Tea."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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We were eating supper from a local Indo-Canadian restaurant and my wife's eyes rolled so hard it was audible.

It's a nice little place that serves Indian food, and some Canadian stuff, like pizza. We ordered their Hawaiian special, and loved it. I told my wife the texture of the crust lead me to think they used Indian flatbread for it.

She replied "So that is the secret ingredient?"

"Could be," I answered. "But it's naan of your business what their recipe is."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xayoz306
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Uh-oh, looks like the Holy Father is getting in on things too...

Our secret recipe for holy water: take two liters water, and boil the hell out of it!

https://twitter.com/DadjokePope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motorcitymatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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My wife's unconciously a greater dad than I

So my wife and I were making some fried chicken wings tonight. So I asked her:

Me: "Did you make these from a recipe?"

Her: "Well I didn't just WING it!"

Me: "Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I see what you did there."

Her: "What?" she thinks for a bit and then just gives me a stare.

Later on in the conversation we're discussing how it's been a long day and wings sound good.

Me: "Wings and Alcohol sound like a great combo for today."

Her: "Well it is FRIday."

Me: "Heyoooooo!!!! Nice one."

Her: she just glares at me

....

I secretly think she's an awesome dad. Either that or my puns are infiltrating every corner of her mind.

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