Sean Kenniff Puns

Anybody know? Has he not been asked? No interest in his part?

He’d be fun to have back just for the lolz because you know he’d get killed over his infamous alphabet strategy.

Probst would absolutely take him to town, and I’m sure the other contestants would have a field day with it as well. They’d go after him in confessionals and also straight to his face.

And imagine how funny it would be if he somehow fell ass backwards into alliance (because there’s no way this guy is sharp enough to pull together anything like that for himself) and their chosen first boot happened to be someone with a name like Adam? Imagine the jokes! I’m also picturing some like Tyson aligning with him and saying, “I mean, how can I not align with the guy? I’ve gotta be at least, what, 10th on his voting list?”

In Survivor Oz's rankings podcasts, Sean Kenniff was one of the players whom the Ozlets disagreed about the most. In Borneo's TEOS, it seems Rob and Josh also disagreed about him.

It seems there are two competing schools of thoughts about Sean. The first is to sort of take everything he says at face value, and thus conclude that he was completely clueless and stupid. The second is to think that Sean's alphabet nonsense, questioning if there's an alliance, etc., is a front that he puts up to maintain his image.

What are your thoughts on Sean?

Like last year I share my extended list of 2021 ambient and related genres of music. The list is quite extensive, with 185 albums, but it covers lots of ground, ranging from new age to electroacoustic, or from modern classical to drone and dark ambient/more experimental; and from the more established artists to the more underground acts. But all have something in common, the ability to create one or various atmospheres/moods/feelings.

P.S. - every year I get messages to narrow it down to the top 10 or something. This list is not ranked and is vast in scope, meant for all the diggers out there. Happy digging, and Merry Christmas!

The list:

36 & Awakened Souls - The Other Side of Darkness

36 & Duenn - Distance As Power

A Winged Victory for the Sullen - Invisible Cities

Abul Mogard - In Immobile Air

AES Dana - (a) period.

Ai Yamamoto - Love Me Tender

Alessandro Cortini - Scuro Chiaro

Alex Smalley - Vanaprastha (The Man Who Went Into The Woods To Find Himself)

Alice Damon - Windsong

Alphaxone & ProtoU - Back to Beyond

Amulets - Blooming

An Moku - Less

Andrew Tasselmyer - Impulses

Andy Stott - Never the Right Time

anthéne - the slow wave

Arash Akbari - Fragments of Yearning

Arkadiusz Salwowski - Distance

Arovane - Reihen

Arrowounds - The Rise and Fall of the Melting World

Arushi Jain - Under the Lilac Sky

Balmorhea - The Wind

Bendik Giske - Cracks

Black Brunswicker - Temple of Spring

Black Swan - Repetition Hymns

Bobby Lee - Origin Myths

Brett Naucke - Mirror Ensemble

Burning Pyre & Canadian Rifles - The Snipe & The Clam

Byron Westbrook - Distortion Hue

Camp Of Wolves - Granite Creek

Carlo Giustini - Tutto Quadra

Celer - In Light of Blues

Chihei Hatakeyama - Late Spring

Christine Ott - Time to Die

Chuck Johnson - The Cinder Grove

Claire Rousay - A Softer Focus

Dave Depper - Europa

David Cordero - Lambda {λ}

David Granström - Empty Room

David Shea - The Thousand Buddha Caves

Dead Melodies - Fabled Machines Of Old

Devin Shaffer - In My Dreams I'm There

Domiziano Maselli - Lazzaro

eleh - Snoweight

Eluvium - Virga II

Emra Grid - threatening omens in the clouds

Erik Levander - Jökel

Espen Lund - ÆTONAL

Fallen - Ljós

Federico Durand - Herbario

Federico Mosconi - Dreamers and Tides

Field Works - Cedars

Floating Points, Pharoah Sanders & The London Symphony Orchestra - Promises

Florian T M Zeisig - Music For Parents

Frédéric D. Oberland - Même Soleil

Future Museums - Pre

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The numbers in brackets are the seasons they competed in. Feel free to copy and paste this into a list randomizer or something.

• Aaron Meredith [39]
• Aaron Reisberger [15]
• Abi-Maria Gomes [25/31]
• Ace Gordon [17]
• Adam Gentry [13]
• Adam Klein [33/40]
• Alan Ball [35]
• Albert Destrade [23]
• Alec Christy [29]
• Alec Merlino [37]
• Alecia Holden [32]
• Alex Angarita [14]
• Alex Bell [6]
• Alexandria Elliott [35]
• Alexis Jones [16]
• Alexis Maxwell [28]
• Alicia Calaway [2/8]
• Alicia Rosa [24]
• Alina Wilson [21]
• Alison Raybould [38]
• Allie Pohevitz [26]
• Amanda Kimmel [15/16/20]
• Amber Brkich/Amber Mariano [2/8/40]
• Ami Cusack [9/16]
• Amy O’Hara [11]
• Andrea Boehlke [22/26/34]
• Andrew Savage [7/31]
• Angela Perkins [36]
• Angelina Keeley [37]
• Angie Jakusz [10]
• Angie Layton [25]
• Anna Khait [32]
• Anthony Robinson [14]
• Aras Baskauskas [12/27]
• Artis Silvester [25]
• Ashlee Ashby [10]
• Ashley Massaro [15]
• Ashley Nolan [35]
• Ashley Trainer [19]
• Ashley Underwood [22]
• Aubry Bracco [32/34/38]
• Aurora McCreary [38]
• Austin Carty [12]
• Baylor Wilson [29]
• BB Andersen [1]
• Becky Lee [13]
• Ben Browning [19]
• Ben Driebergen [35/40]
• Ben Henry [21]
• Betsy Bolan [19]
• Bi Nguyen [37]
• Bill Posley [22]
• Billy Garcia [13]
• Blake Towsley [11]
• Bob Crowley [17]
• Bobby Jon Drinkard [10/11]
• Bobby Mason [12]
• Boo Bernis [14]
• Brad Culpepper [27/34]
• Brad Reese [41]
• Brad Virata [13]
• Bradley Kleihege [36]
• Brandon Bellinger [11]
• Brandon Hantz [23/26]
• Brandon Quinton [3]
• Brandy Finta [9]
• Brenda Lowe [21/26]
• Brendan Shapiro [36]
• Brendan Synnott [18]
• Bret LaBelle [33]
• Brett Clouser [19]
• Brian Corridan [11]
• Brian Heidik [5]
• Brianna Varela [11]
• Brice Johnston [28]
• Brook Geraghty [9]
• Brooke Struck [11]
• Bruce Kanegai [12]
• Bubba Sampson [9]
• Burton Roberts [7]
• Butch Lockley [6]
• Caleb Bankston [27]
• Caleb Reynolds [32/34]
• Candace Smith [18]
• Candice Woodcock/Candice Cody [13/20/27]
• Cao Boi Bui [13]
• Carl Bilancione [3]
• Carl Boudreaux [37]
• Carolina Eastwood [18]
• Carolyn Rivera [30]
• Carter Williams [25]
• Caryn Groedel [10]
• Cassandra Franklin [14]
• Cecilia Mansilla [13]
• Chad Crittenden [9]
• Charlie Herschel [17]
• Chase Rice [21]
• Chelsea Meissner [24]
• Chelsea Townsend [36]

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I saw people discussing the other day who the most famous survivor player was, and I thought a good way to measure that was by length of wikipedia article. Here's the list from shortest article to longest article. Contestants who are bolded have the majority of their article dedicated to survivor. Anyone not mentioned doesn't have an article.

118th Jolanda Jones
117th Kim Mullen
116th Kelly Bruno
115th Helen Glover
114th Colleen Haskell
113th Christy Smith
112th Garrett Adelstein
111th Crystal Cox

110th (T) Jerri Manthey & Kelley Goldsmith
109th Sean Kenniff
108th Hayden Moss
107th Ami Cusack
106th Jean-Robert Bellande

105th Tammy Leitner
104th Candace Smith
103rd Ronnie Bardah
102nd Tina Wesson
101st Sophie Clarke

100th Stephen Fishback
99th Keith Famie
98th Ron Clark
97th Hunter Ellis
96th Tom Laidlaw

95th Rob Cesternino
94th Aras Baskauskas
93rd Sue Hawk
92nd Wendell Holland
91st Jennifer Lyon

90th Tom Westman
89th Tommy Sheehan
88th Elyse Umemoto
87th Joe Del Campo
86th (T) Heidi Strobel & Matt Elrod

85th Angelina Keeley
84th Danni Boatwright
83rd Paschal English
82nd Katrina Radke
81st Earl Cole

80th Sugar (Jessica Kiper)
79th Todd Herzog
78th Steve Wright
77th Julie Berry
76th Terry Deitz

75th Mike Holloway
74th Denise Stapley
73rd Julia Landauer
72nd Bob Crowley
71st Rafe Judkins

70th Tyler Fredrickson
69th Jeremy Collins
68th Phillip Sheppard
67th Stephenie LaGrossa
66th Chris Underwood

65th Kim Spradlin-Wolfe
64th Brian Heidik
63rd Rita Verreos
62nd Amanda Kimmel
61st Colby Donaldson

60th (T) Natalie & Nadia Anderson & Alan Ball
59th Holly Hoffman
58th Jessica Lewis
57th (T) Gervase Peterson & Scot Pollard
56th Andrea Boehlke

55th Chris Hammons
54th J.P. Calderon
53rd Vecepia Towery
52nd Michele Fitzgerald
51st Daniel Barry

50th Chris Daugherty
49th Jonathan Penner
48th Taj Johnson-George
47th Natalie White
46th Eliza Orlins

45th Grant Mattos
44th Laura Morett
43rd Yau-Man Chan
42nd Tony Vlachos
41st Sarah Lacina

40th Michael Skupin
39th Jeff Varner
38th Whitney Duncan
37th J.T. Thomas
36th John Cochran

35th Nick Wilson
34th Alexis Jones (Waning at t

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I tried to expand my top 100 players and rank every survivor player ever through gameplay. They where split into tiers which contained multiple subgroups in them, which is what the spaces inbetween represent. Any player from the Subgroup is interchangeable with any other player in that subgroup as they are close in ability and I am Indecisive. (the exception is Tony, Parvati and Kim which are in the order listed). I Tried to consider both Proven feats and Natural survivor abilities. Obviously I don't remember every pre-merge player, particually from early seasons, so players might be out of order a bit.

Tier 1

1 Tony Vlachos (Cagayan, Game Changers, Winners at War)

2 Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes Vs Villains, Winners at War)

3 Kim Spradlin-Wolfe (One World, Winners at War)

4 Rob Mariano (Marquesas, All Stars, Heroes Vs Villains, Redemption Island, Winners at War)

5 Sarah Lacina (Cagayan, Game Changers, Winners at War)

6 Sandra Diaz-Twine (Pearl Islands, Heroes Vs Villains, Game Changers, Winners at War)

7 Tom Westman (Palau, Heroes Vs Villains)

8 Jeremy Collins (San Juan Del Sur, Cambodia, Winners at War)

9 Cirie Fields (Panama, Micronesia, Heroes Vs Villains, Game Changers)

10 Yul Kwon (Cook Islands, Winners at War)

11 Earl Cole (Fiji)

12 Todd Herzog (China)

Tier 2

13 Natalie Anderson (San Juan Del Sur, Winners at War)

14 JT Thomas (Tocantins, Heroes Vs Villains, Game Changers)

15 Richard Hatch (Borneo, All Stars)

16 Tommy Sheehan (Island of Idols)

17 Amanda Kimmel (China, Micronesia, Heroes Vs Villains)

18 Brian Heidik (Thailand)

19 Sophie Clarke (South Pacific, Winners at War)

20 Russell Hantz (Samoa, Heroes Vs Villains, Redemption Island)

21 Rob Cesternino (Amazon, All Stars)

22 Tyson Apostal (Tocantins, Heroes Vs Villains, Blood Vs Water, Winners at War)

23 Tina Wesson (Australian Outback, All Stars, Blood Vs Water)

24 Wendell Holland (Ghost Island, Winners at War)

25 Domenick Abbate (Ghost Island)

26 Denise Stapley (Phillipines, Winners at War)

27 John Cochran (South Pacific, Caramoan)

28 Jon Dalton (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)

29 Malcolm Freberg (Phillipines, Caramoan, Game Changers)

30 Aubry Bracco (Kaoh Rong, Game Changers, Edge of Extinction)

31 Chris Daugherty (Vanuatu)

32 Ozzy Lusth (Cook Islands, Micronesia, South Pacific, Game Changers)

33 Kelley Wentworth (San Juan Del Sur, Cambodia, Edge of Extinction)

34 Stephen Fishbach (Tocantins, Cambodia)

35 Lauren Ashley-Beck (Isla

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

Lyrsa TorresSeptember 12, 1981 (age 40)Jonathan LibbySeptember 5, 1981 (age 40)J'Tia TaylorSeptember 1, 1981 (age 40)Michael JeffersonAugust 29, 1981 (age 40)Ian RosenbergerAugust 24, 1981 (age 40)Ozzy LusthAugust 23, 1981 (age 40)Sherea LloydJuly 31, 1981 (age 40)Josh CanfieldJuly 1, 1981 (age 40)Danielle DiLorenzoJune 3, 1981 (age 40)Darrah JohnsonMay 19, 1981 (age 40)Blake TowsleyMay 5, 1981 (age 40)Austin CartyApril 29, 1981 (age 40)Erik CardonaApril 13, 1981 (age 40)Liliana GomezApril 5, 1981 (age 40)Courtney YatesMarch 26, 1981 (age 40)Grant MattosMarch 12, 1981 (age 40)Tyler FredricksonFebruary 26, 1981 (age 40)Misty GilesFebruary 25, 1981 (age 40)Jenna MorascaFebruary 15, 1981 (age 40)Erik HuffmanJanuary 31, 1981 (age 40)Jamie NewtonJanuary 26, 1981 (age 40)Michelle TesauroJanuary 16, 1981 (age 40)Julie BerryDecember 15, 1980 (age 40)Jaison RobinsonSeptember 25, 1980 (age 40)Ace GordonSeptember 3, 1980 (age 41)Ben BrowningAugust 28, 1980 (age 41)Nate GonzalezJuly 26, 1980 (age 41)[Nick Stanbury](https://survi

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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Borneo

Gervase Peterson (7/15/20)

Gretchen Cordy (7/24/20)

Jenna Lewis (7/8/20)

Joel Klug (8/19/20)

Kelly Wiglesworth (7/1/21)

Ramona Gray (8/3/20)

Sean Kenniff (6/3/21)

Sonja Christopher (2020) - 20th Anniversary

The Australian Outback

Alicia Calaway (5/5/21)

Jerri Manthey (4/27/21)

Keith Famie (2/23/21)

Mitchell Olson (9/11/20)

Nick Brown (8/17/20)

Rodger Bingham (5/18/21)

Tina Wesson (3/21/21)

Africa

Clarence Black (7/7/20)

Ethan Zohn part 1 (3/4/20) - WAW exit interview

Ethan Zohn part 2 (3/4/20) - WAW exit interview

Kelly Goldsmith (9/10/20)

Lex van den Berghe (9/17/20)

Lindsey Richter (8/28/20

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Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

A+ (35):

Richard (Borneo)

Sue (Borneo)

Colby (AO)

Jerri Manthey (AO)

Lex (Africa)

Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien (Marquesas)

Sean Rector

Helen

Lill

Jonny Fairplay (PI)

Rupert (PI)

Boston Rob (All-Stars)

Twilia

Ami (Vanuatu)

Ian

Stephenie (Palau)

Cirie (EI)

Shane

Jonathan Penner (CI)

Dreamz

Yau-Man (Fiji)

James Clement (China)

Sugar (Gabon)

Coach (Tocantins)

Coach (SP)

Cochran (SP)

Lisa Whelchel

Tony (Cagayan)

Mike Holloway

Aubry (KR)

Tai (KR)

David Wright (MvGX)

Ben Driebergen (HvHvH)

Angelina

Tony (WaW)

A (45):

Kelly Wiglesworth (Borneo)

Boston Rob (Marquesas)

Brian Heidik

Clay

Jenna Morasca (Amazon)

Matt von Ertfelda

Rob Cesternino (Amazon)

Andrew Savage (PI)

Chris Daugherty

Eliza (Vanuatu)

Tom Westman (Palau)

Stephenie (Guatemala)

Rafe

Judd Sergeant

Terry Dietz (EI)

Kenny Hoang

Randy Bailey (Gabon)

Russell Hantz (Samoa)

Parvati (HvV)

Russell Hantz (HvV)

NaOnka

Boston Rob (RI)

Phillip (RI)

Ozzy (SP)

Brandon (SP)

Abi-Maria (Philippines)

Cochran (Caramoan)

Dawn (Caramoan)

Monica (BvW)

Ciera (BvW)

Kass (Cagayan)

Spencer Bledsoe (Cagayan)

Keith Nale (SJDS)

Jon Misch

Rodney

Dan Foley

Shirin (WA)

Jeremy (Cambodia)

Spencer Bledsoe (Cambodia)

Adam Klein (MvGX)

Chrissy

Christian

Rick Devins

Janet Carbin

Karishma

A- (60):

Rudy (Borneo)

Colleen

Tina (AO)

Keith (AO)

Michael Skupin (AO)

Big Tom (Africa)

Lindsey Richter

Paschal

John Carroll

Shii-Ann

Robb Z

Christy

Deena

Sandra (PI)

Burton (PI)

Lex (All-Stars)

Katie (Palau)

Courtney (EI)

Yul (CI)

Todd

Courtney Yates (China)

Peih-Gee (China)

Amanda (Micronesia)

Cirie (Micronesia)

Erik Reichenbach (Micronesia)

Crystal

J.T. (Tocantins)

Shambo

Sandra (HvV)

J.T. (HvV)

Coach (HvV)

Fabio

Chase

Holly

Jane

Marty

Matt Elrod

Denise Stapley (Philippines)

Michael Skupin (Philippines)

Malcolm (Philippines)

Tyson (BvW)

Trish Hegarty

Natalie Anderson (SJDS)

Jenn Brown

Stephen (Cambodia)

Jason Kyle (KR)

Scot

Cirie (GC)

Lauren Rimmer

Dominick

Donathan

Kellyn

Nick Wilson (DvG)

Noura

Elaine

Michele Fitzgerald (WaW)

Sarah Lacina (WaW)

Ben Briebergen (WaW)

B+ (95)

Sean Kenniff

Gervase (Borneo)

Jenna Lewis (Borneo)

Greg Buis

Elisabeth Filarski

Roger Bingham

Ethan Zohn (Africa)

Frank

Silas

Neleh

Tammy

Gina

Jan

Ted

Jake

Ghandia

Heidi

Roger Sexton

Osten

Amber (All-Stars)

Rupert (All-Stars)

Kathy Vavrick-O'Brien (All-Stars)

Richard (All

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