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"Should've gone to Specsavers" is nationally recognised and will probably be used to by dad's to take the piss out of someone for years to come.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

𝕮𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍 𝖇𝖞 𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖓’𝖘 𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑,

𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖑,

𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝕰𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓: 𝕭𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖆𝖑’𝖘 𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖓.

𝖄𝖊𝖙 𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖓 𝖋𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖍𝖎𝖒 𝖓𝖔 𝖒𝖆𝖓’𝖘 𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖓.

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖟𝖆𝖗𝖉 𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙

𝖙𝖔 𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖘𝖕𝖎𝖙𝖊;

𝖎𝖋 𝖍𝖊’𝖉 𝖞𝖎𝖊𝖑𝖉 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖗’𝖘 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑

𝖍𝖊’𝖉 𝖋𝖆𝖈𝖊 𝖆 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖊𝖗𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑.

𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖉 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖊

𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖉𝖊𝖊𝖕 𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊

𝖆 𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖓’𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖉, 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖍 𝖘𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊,

𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖎𝖒 𝖙𝖔𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖘 𝖆 𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖊.

𝕳𝖊 𝖐𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞, 𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖉 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖔𝖜𝖓.

𝕹𝖔𝖜 𝕵𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓-𝖔𝖋-𝖙𝖍𝖊-𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖍𝖊’𝖘 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜𝖓.

𝕳𝖊’𝖘 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖉 𝖔𝖓 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝖉𝖆𝖞,

𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝕰𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓 𝖐𝖊𝖕𝖙 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖆𝖞.

𝕴𝖓 𝕲𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒 𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖊,

𝖇𝖚𝖙 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘 𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖔𝖈𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙 𝖆𝖎𝖉...

####𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖊’𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖒 𝖔𝖋 𝖒𝖆𝖓!

#𝕽𝖊𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖓, 𝕰𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓!

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All feats listed with [Crown of Horns] are done when that fell item’s worn.

[Ley Line] feats are when his might is amplified at Stonehenge’s site.

Feats by [Baby] indicated within his childhood are dated.

>Change, change O form of man. Free the prince forever damned. Free the might from fleshy mire. Boil the blood in heart of fire. Gone, gone the form of man, Rise the demon Etrigan!

#Strength

Striking

Objective

• Knights in plate bar his way and try to slow him down. Without pause Etrigan ploughs through and knocks all to the ground.^(DV1 #1)

• One angry slap is all it takes to cause a woman’s neck to break.^(BotD #12)

• A kick ends with the victim dead^(DV3 #48); separated from their head.^(DV3 #45)

• Head, face, skull, and brains, one punch reduces all to stains.^(BotD #13)

• Twin brutes learn too late to fear hell’s true lord as he bursts both their skulls like two overripe gourds.^(BotD #15)

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Do your worst!

Some backstory: my husband and I love all things outdoors. Hiking, fishing, camping, just Being outdoors and away from the hustle and bustle of life. We take a trip for New Years every year, it’s our one holiday that we don’t spend with family and just take time for ourselves. This year we found an Airbnb in some Colorado mountains. A cute little fireplace-warmed studio cabin with the closest other dwelling being a mile away. Romantic and lovely right?

So our super relaxing secluded vacation in the mountains of Colorado turned out to be anything but. Buckle up kids, it’s a long and icy ride.

Not only was there way more snow than we were expecting(>3ft, we were expecting 1ft but there was a massive storm a few days before we got there) but the car we were driving, which my wonderful mom let us borrow so we wouldn’t have to try and get our little sonata up a mountain, was only front-wheel-drive. We were IN the mountains. Lots of snow. Lots of ice. See where this is going? The Airbnb description said that any SUV could make it into and out of the property no problem regardless of driving capabilities. Lol.

Our trusty steed got stuck in a snow bank on the private road about 1/4 mile away from the Airbnb cabin on our way in. After carrying all of our stuff from the car to the cabin, we let our host know that we had more or less arrived, but the snow had decided the car had gone far enough. Our host, we’ll call him cowboy because of his choice of headwear(built in headlamp included), happily offered to pull the car out of the snow bank so we could park it in front of the cabin. Cowboy would be best described as “happy-go-lucky Canadian redneck” and was FLOORED that we were SO CLOSE to getting our car to the cabin. “AAAAHHHHH you were so close!!! Just barely stuck in there hey? No sweat just glad for the excuse to meet you face to face!” After Cowboy pulled us out of that mess we parked our steed in front of the cabin and decided we had enough of driving in the snow for the day. We opted to skip going into town for groceries and a meal for now and just had the cookies my mom made and sent with us for dinner.

Cut to the next morning and we are starving and ready to get a hot breakfast and groceries for the rest of our stay. We had seen some MASSIVE paw prints around in the snow and wondered if maybe there were some wolves around. We knew there was a bear and mountain lion warning, but nothing about wolves. And then we met them. Two very fluffy, very large,

Edit if you'd like the full text lineup, see my comment in the release thread

https://old.reddit.com/r/Coachella/comments/s2o63y/coachella_2022_official_lineup/hsfsm3r/

edit2: thanks to everyone for the keen eyes on spelling fixes! Appreciate you

Losses and Gains

Dropped since 2020

65 artists were on the 2020 lineup, and not on 2022 (in poster appearance order):

Rage Against the Machine

Calvin Harris

Rex Orange County

BIGBANG

Lewis Capaldi

Charli XCX

GRiZ

Hatsune Miku

TNGHT

Malaa

Friendly Fires

Sleaford Mods

Erick Morillo

Cashmere Cat

Tiga

Kyle Watson

Mele

Kynda Black

Travis Scott

Thome Yorke (Tomorrow's Modern Boxes)

DaBaby

Summer Walker

Testpilot

Swae Lee

Jai Wolf

Roddy Ricch

Yaeji

Snail Mail

Kruder & Dorfmeister

Weyes Blood

Seun Kuti & Egypt 80

Matoma

Sasha Sloan

Ezra Collective

Aya Nakamura

Fontaines D.C.

The Murder Capital

The Comet is Coming

Anna Calvi

Ellen Allien

ONYVAA

Sara Landry

Frank Ocean

Lana Del Rey

Lil Uzi Vert

FKA twigs

Marina

Lil Nas X

Mura Masa

Leningrad

Lauren Daigle

(Sandy) Alex G

Big Wild

Noname

YUNGBLUD

SebastiAn

Monolink

Black Pumas

Guy Laliberte

Detlef

Sahar Z

Newly Added

Conversely, there are 63 new artists on the lineup who weren't present on the 2020 version

Harry Styles

Lil Baby

Phoebe Bridgers

Grupo Firme

Baby Keem

Still Woozy

Snoh Aalegra

The Marias

Spiritualized

The Avalanches

Role Model

ARTBAT

Purple Disco Machine

Arooj Aftab

Logic1000

John Summit

Jean Dawson

Lawrence

SOHMI

MEUTE

Dear Humans

Billie Eilish

Stromae

Giveon

Wallows

Isaiah Rashad

Caroline Polachek

Turnstile

Arlo Parks

Rina Sawayama

Japanese Breakfast

Nicki Nicole

Richie Hawtin

Current Joys

Holly Humberstone

Alaina Castillo

DJ Holographic

Yard Act

Layla Benitez

Miane

Ye

Jamie xx

Karol G

Maggie Rogers

Maneskin

FINNEAS

Vince Staples

Fred again..

Natanael Cano

Belly

The Blessed Madonna + Honey Dijon

Surf Curse

Michael Bibi

Maxo Kream

Yola

Molchat Doma

Griselda

AMEME

Cole Knight

Commentary

Biggest losses:

Rage Against the Machine

Calvin Harris

Rex Orange County

BIGBANG

GRiZ

Hatsune Miku

Thome Yorke (Tomorrow's Modern Boxes)

Testpilot

Jai Wolf

Kruder & Dorfmeister

Frank Ocean

Lana Del Rey

SebastiAn

Black Pumas

Biggest Gains

Harry Styles

Purple Disco Machine

MEUTE

Stromae

Richie Hawtin

Ye

Jamie xx

Fred again..

The Blessed Madonna + Honey Dijon

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

I made a post a few days ago asking for recommendations on the best bbq in SC as I’m visiting for a couple weeks for work (I work remote) and want to do a BBQ tour. I just finished a NC BBQ tour. Will be in town from 12/13-12/28. A lot of places close down for the holidays closer to Christmas so might have to pack a lot in the first week.

Just trying to get the best of the best pulled pork and ribs. Don’t care too much about brisket or chicken. I had Rodney Scott’s in Charleston (which might have been the best ribs I’ve ever had) and Lewis already (I know it’s brisket).

The ones I’m narrowing down are Scott’s in Hemingway, mccabes, sweatmans. Smokin pig, Buckys, Henry’s, belly’s southern pride, hites, midway (hash is amazing people say), true bbq, railroad bbq, southern belly bbq, Carolina bbq in new Ellington, Shealys, melvins, and shulers.

If you had to narrow that down to a top 8 or 10, which would you say belongs and which would you say don’t. Realistically I could only hit that many.

And feel free to add anymore that I missed.

Thinking the absolutely “must do’s” are Scott’s, sweatmans, smokin pig, mccabes, and maybe midway.

This is the final installment of "Please Send Help." My thanks for the upvotes. I also thank everyone who took time to comment. Every comment is appreciated as I attempt to improve.

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Please Send Help – Part VI - The End

Previous

Colonel Li entered the briefing room set up in Thornton, outside of Denver. He bowed formally to General Long, who returned the bow. He nodded at the two American generals sitting at the table.

“I assume you have heard the reports from New Mexico,” Long said.

“Yes, General,”

“The alien vessel is here,” Long said, tapping a spot just outside of Cheyenne Wells, CO on the map spread on the table. “It will take us four hours to make the journey. How many Weishi mobile launch systems did we bring?”

The colonel consulted his notes briefly, “Six, General.”

A tight smile formed on Long’s face. Turning to the other generals in the room, he said, “Gentlemen, when the door opens tomorrow morning, we will send 36 400mm rockets directly into the belly of the beast.”

Long turned back to the colonel. “I want missile systems ready in one hour. Leave the artillery, it will only slow us down.”

Li bowed deeply again, “Yes, General.” He briefly bowed to the Americans and left.

The other generals looked at each other, one picked up a phone saying, “I’ll get the Highway Patrol started clearing the interstate for you.” He paused before dialing to look over at the Chinese officer. “Thank you for coming, General Long. It is an honor.” He began to dial.

Long bowed his head briefly in response.

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General Volkov of the Russian Army ran into the meeting room in Kansas City. The others were discussing the news from Albuquerque and trying to come up with a plan for the northeast ship.

“Generals, generals!” he exclaimed. The others in the room looked up. “I have just the thing! Come, Come! I show you!”

He turned and left; the others followed behind in bewilderment. Stopping at a Russian troop transport, he dropped the tailgate, “Get in, my friends! Get in!” Grumbling, the others climbed in. General Volkov got in the front with the driver and the truck drove off. It drove through the staging areas for about ten minutes and stopped. General Volkov hopped out and dropped the truck tailgate. “Come! My friends! Come! You will like this!”

He led the small group of G

They’re on standbi

Hey yall, thanks for the advice and well wishes on my last post. I appreciate the feedback! It was great to get some outside perspective.

I've got good news and bad news. I'll lead with the bad. Bad news is: the fucking deer from last night broke my kitchen window. Good news is, I'm the proud new owner of a 12 gauge from Rob's gun store!

Story is: the deer left my window after I closed the blinds in its face. It took every ounce of bravery I have to get that close to the fucking thing while it was watching me like a hawk, with all the hate and malice in its eyes, but I managed it. I don't think it moved immediately, because I sat down to write yesterday's post and didn't hear a peep from it outside for at least an hour. Then I heard it pacing around my house like it was looking for a way in. It's cold as hell so all my doors and windows were shut, but I could hear it huffing as it paced the walls, and heard its hooves thud across my porch.

I guess it must have gotten sick of looking for a peaceful way in, because the next thing I knew I heard the window to my kitchen explode in the other room. I grabbed a bat and ran into the kitchen only to see the deer half hanging in and out of the window. All that broken glass must have cut it, bad, because the whole kitchen smelled like pennies and soil.

The deer locked eyes with me and it let out this long and horrible howl. I've never heard a deer make a noise like that before. You ever been riverboating or camping or whathaveyou and in the serene distance, you hear the haunting sound of an elk's call billow through the air? Yeah, like that, but coming from a whitetail doe hanging out of my kitchen window at 4:30 in the morning. I must have reacted by pure instinct, I didn't even think, I just swung that bat into the deer's face like I was trying to take its head off. I heard the nauseating crack of bone breaking, and for a brief moment, the normal, dumb fear returned to the deer's eyes as it fell backwards out of the window. Then it got up and scampered off, bounding over my backyard fence. I saw the glass glittering in its chest and belly as it leaped away.

I got some lights on as soon as I saw it disappear over the fence. The glass must have done more damage than I saw at first. There was blood everywhere. Maybe it hit an artery or something, because the blood had poured down the window and collected about

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Nico Leonard from Pride and Pinion is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the BaselWorld party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him in "Watch Expert Reacts to Travis Scott's INSANE Watch Collection". He laughs.

I get my drink. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got his attention now. How many horology connoiseurs voluntarily leave a conversation with Nico Leonard? He anxiously caresses his voluptuous belly as he watches me leave.

Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me smoking on the balcony, my bowtie undone, regulating the Moonphase on my Patek Philippes Caletrava.

"Got a spare cig?" he asks.

"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. He smiles.

"God Tier conversation with me, duh." I laugh.

"What's so funny?" he protests.

"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the rappers wearing Richard Mille?"

"You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the Rolex themed lighter.

"What would you do if you weren't a Watch Expert on YouTube.com?" I ask.

"Pornography or maybe teaching, I think."

"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"

"How to soyface for the thumbnail," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject.

"Where are you from?"

"Switzerland," I say.

"Oh wow. That's Claaassss."

"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."

"What could possibly be not to your liking in Switzerland?" he inquires.

"It gave the world Hublot," I tell him. "It's fat and ugly and irritating and it gets really obnoxious."

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.