You know what I wanna do once I graduate from nursing school?
Be a midhusband
So I told my dad i was applying for nursing school...
Dad: I'm sure you 'll make a great farmer Me:i said nursing Dad: oh. Either way I'm sure you'll be out standing in your field. Me... Thanks dad
Accepted to Nursing School... this is what I got... imgur.com/BeFKtlY
College Tour Dad Joke
Was giving tours of various buildings at my university this morning, one of the rotations was our Nursing building.
A mom asked “Is this Nursing school harder to get into than others?”
Looking confused, I opened and closed the door a little bit before saying “Nah, the door’s not that heavy”
Literally all the dads laughed while the moms and their children collectively groaned.
Bowels
My SO is in nursing school and a friend from class came over to study.
Me: Hey what're you studying?
SO: Bowels.
Me: Vowels?
SO: No, B-O-W-E-L-S
Me: Oh yeah, A, E, I, O, POO, and sometimes Y
SO: :/
