My sister had a baby, she hopes it’ll save the relationship...

But I still don’t talk to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozeneskimo02
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I went fishing. I was out of worms, but was saving a can of alphabet soup for lunch, so I put some letters on the line and hoped for the best. Moments later, I caught a whopper, and boy, he started talking! The fish said:

"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Who is daylight

And why is he saving time so much?

Hope this hasn't been done before lol don't clap me if it has lmao

Not even a dad joke but yano no other sub to post it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonmufc06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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