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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerseyGirlGreta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Saucy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Something Saucy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyC4t
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What do you call a bunch of pasta having a saucy party?

A Raveiloi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerRedViper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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At least he’s trying
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogkerung
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I once told a girl that her body was shaped like a ketchup bottle.

She took it as a condiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avandoorslaer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What is the rough part of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shines28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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McDonald's now has outdoor seating again

Just wanted to give you that little nugget

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andexm
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Tofu

I will never make a pun about Tofu. I find that tasteless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koru-racing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?

A roux teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teton101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What happens when my Mexican friend tells me secrets?

Well, even though they tend to be very saucy and I really want to share them with you, they're simply nacho business.

(Also, please forgive me for being so cheesy, corny, and guac at the same time.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueMoneyOnly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Something my Grandad said to a waitress.

Waitress "would you like any sauce with that?"

Grandad "No thanks I'm saucy enough."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoreHey93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2014
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Had burgers today

Son reading bbq sauce bottle: they say its good for burgers, steak, chicken, ribs, and even desserts.

Dad: I think they were trying to be saucy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwacky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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Ribs

My sister asked me how many ribs we have. I ain't got a clue so I was like "six or seven maybe". Mums a doctor and looks outraged at me not knowing the right answer. Me: "that's not something you learn I bet dad doesn't know the answer. Dad how many ribs have we got"

Dad: I dunno, depends if they're saucy and how many your brothers having

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megpuss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2015
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Without missing a beat.

Television: "More news about the Sriracha lawsuit, live at 10."

Dad: "Wow, saucy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headabovethewater
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