A list of puns related to "Sara McMann"
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We are ordering dinner, I asked My kiddo what she would like. She says "Can I get a Caesar wrap."
So I say "Yo-Yo, I'm MC Cesar, and I'm here to say, I got stabbed in the back, et tu, brute?"
The stare and silence was remarkable & amazing. Made even better with the high five received by the dad sitting next to us.
There’s some really nice girls in my sons class; Denice, Janice, Olive Yu. So I figured a name is a powerful motivator. Meet my newest kid: Richy Mc Richer(Son)
Rebar McEntire
But they decided it was a McSteak.
When I took my first bite I said, “What the Hell Mann?!”
It's members are
Paul McCottoney, John Linen, Ringo Starch
... And George Harrison.
Nolan says he will direct.
DiCaprio says he will act.
And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
So God made a woman for him from his McRib.
A Mc Ribbit
Me: What does Ronald McDonald do when he's angry?
Her: (sigh) What??
Me: He McGrrrrs
Her: (groan) please stop......
Me: Does that make you Grimace? (Chuckles)
Her: swift elbow to my ribs You tell me! * Sticks tongue out*
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escher’s art, I get weird stairs.
They never McSense.
Balsa McVinegar
A McKaren
Sara cleaned Megan's house. Megan cleaned Sara's house. They are Maid for each other.
Because it would be a McSteak
She wasn't McEnany sense.
The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.
Because that would be a McSteak
The servant said lightning McQueen.
You win, McGregor
My Daughter: Sara is so tall, she must have tall genes. Me: her jeans have to be tall otherwise her ankles would show.
A member of the McLaren team has tested positive for the carowner virus
so I Drew McIntyre
Quick backstory, my Dad was rushed to the hospital last night with an acute pericardial effusion. Of course, we didn't know the cause at the time, so when the Doc came into my Dads room in the ER to tell him what's going on and what they were going to do, emergency surgery, this is how the conversation went...
Doc: Mr FloatyMcBoatFace's Dad, You have fluid building up around your heart, an Acute Pericardial Effusion, and we have to go to surgery right away to get that fluid out of there.
My Dad: Well, good thing it isn't an Obtuse Pericardial Effusion...
The entire family groaned. The Dr and Nurse couldn't help but laugh after a few seconds of what I assume was shock.
Anyway, he seems to be doing fine, he's still in the hospital under observation though.
'Hey, hey, Hugh, Hugh, get off of McCloud"
It was my wife’s 50th birthday so I took everyone to McDonalds. My wife said I’m officially the cheapest man alive but I’m not buying it.
Do you think if Matthew McConaughey was a Mr. Potato Head he would have said, “Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida, Ore-Ida?”
It was a big McSteak.
Pets I want to have....
An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named Beeyoncé. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Most of it is Steve McQueen and Robert Evans money.
Ordered a cafe mocha at a ghetto McDs. African American "Barrista" asks me "you want the chocolate drizzle?"
I replied: "drizzle my nizzle" in the most white snoop dogg voice i could muster.
Barrista laughed. Daughter shrank. I then held my head high for the rest of the day. F'n proud was I.
mc²
Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
So for background, I work at McDonald's. I have to scan every Euro Bill 50 € and up.
So one day a dad comes in with his two little daughters. He places his order and hands me a 50 € bill. I scan it and scan it again and the machine won't recognize its validity, when the dad says:'That's odd, I JUST changed my printer's toner' Daughters facepalm other dads in line nod
Greeting, I'm the MC at a small high school soccer banquet this evening and need some humor help. I play rugby and my son plays soccer so any little digs I can get about that would be helpful too. We are American and I don't know any pro soccer player so please refrain on specific players. Thanks in advance.
A McDouble
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
George Clooney said, “I’ll direct!”
Leonardo DiCaprio said, “I’ll produce!”
Matthew McConaughey said, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write!”
Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy
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