A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
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οΈ Oct 08 2020
A Ham Sandwich Walks into a Bar..
Strolls up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'
Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'
Edit;
Sorry that this is causing so much controversy in Dad joke world. My Dad literally told me this joke and it totally is a 'Dad joke' in my eyes!
Edit 2
Just want to say some of these comments have had me in bits! Keep them coming Dads! #DadPower
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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says βSorry we donβt serve food here.β
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A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says " sorry, we don't serve food here!"
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A Ham Sandwich walks into a bar.
It walks up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'
Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'
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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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οΈ Feb 11 2020
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we donβt serve food here."
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A sandwich walks into a bar
He orders a beer and the bartender says βsorry we donβt serve food hereβ
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A sandwich walks in the bar and takes a seat
Bartender says: We don't serve food here.
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οΈ Jun 13 2019
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we donβt serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says,βSorry we donβt serve food here.β
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The bar tender says βsorry sir, we donβt serve food hereβ
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οΈ Dec 30 2018
Ham Sandwich walks into a bar..
Strolls up to the bartender and says
'Pint of lager please mate'
Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says
'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'
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οΈ Apr 14 2016
A ham sandwich walked in to a bar and ordered a drink.
The bar tender said "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
He orders a pint of beer and the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar...
the bartender looks at him and says, βSorry, but we donβt serve food here.β
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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says sorry we donβt serve food here.
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The bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve food here.
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Bartender says, "Sorry , we don't serve food here".
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The Bartender says,βSorry, we donβt serve food hereβ.
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'
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A sandwich walks into a bar
Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
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Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'
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The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve food here."
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The bartender says, "Sorry we donβt serve food here."
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Bartender says: Sorry, we dont serve food here.
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The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
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Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
Bartender says sorry we don't serve food here
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
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The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar
He orders a beer but the bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here."
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A sandwich walks into the bar.
Bartender says βsorry, we donβt serve food hereβ.
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A ham sandwich walk in to a bar and order a beer.
Then the barista says;" Sorry we don't serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar...
...and orders a beer. The bartender promptly says, "We don't serve food here."
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He orders a beer. Bartender says, βSorry we donβt serve food here.ββ
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