A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer

The bartender says we don't serve food here

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A Ham Sandwich Walks into a Bar..

Strolls up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'

Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'

Edit; Sorry that this is causing so much controversy in Dad joke world. My Dad literally told me this joke and it totally is a 'Dad joke' in my eyes!

Edit 2 Just want to say some of these comments have had me in bits! Keep them coming Dads! #DadPower

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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says β€œSorry we don’t serve food here.”

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A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says " sorry, we don't serve food here!"

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A Ham Sandwich walks into a bar.

It walks up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'

Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'

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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer

The bartender says sorry, we don't serve food here

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here.
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."
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A sandwich walks into a bar

He orders a beer and the bartender says β€œsorry we don’t serve food here”

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Bartender says: We don't serve food here.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says,”Sorry we don’t serve food here.”
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The bar tender says β€œsorry sir, we don’t serve food here”

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Ham Sandwich walks into a bar..

Strolls up to the bartender and says 'Pint of lager please mate'

Bartender looks the Ham Sandwich up and down and says 'Sorry mate, we don't serve food here'

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A ham sandwich walked in to a bar and ordered a drink.

The bar tender said "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar.

He orders a pint of beer and the bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar...

the bartender looks at him and says, β€œSorry, but we don’t serve food here.”

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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender says sorry we don’t serve food here.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'

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Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.'

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry we don’t serve food here."

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A sandwich walks into the bar and orders a beer.

Bartender says: Sorry, we dont serve food here.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and order a beer.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer

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A ham sandwich walk in to a bar and order a beer.

Then the barista says;" Sorry we don't serve food here."

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The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar...

...and orders a beer. The bartender promptly says, "We don't serve food here."

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He orders a beer. Bartender says, β€˜Sorry we don’t serve food here.’”

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