>Today, Zayn took to Twitter to reveal that he was about to go under the knife for that second surgery, a bi-lateral rotator cuff procedure:
>Who ever said bi-lateral rotator cuff surgery wasn't fun? I get to wear a gown! pic.twitter.com/VTLNvd2r1c — Sami Zayn (@SamiZayn) August 7, 2018
>For those of you keeping score, this is now three shoulder surgeries in less than three years for the 34-year old, 16-year veteran. He is not expected to be back until early 2019, likely before WrestleMania 35 barring any setbacks.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Hello I am a person of Sami ancestry(Áddjá and áhkku are Sami, yes using this on purpose). I live in Canada. My Áddjá had darker skin than the town he lived in and was treated quite badly. As such he and the rest of our family abandoned any traditions we had. However we still have many articles of clothing, a knife and some other bits of my grandfathers life before coming to Canada. I have already gone through the process of systematically removing as much colonization as I can from myself. Learning the language, using words instead of English ones, and being proud of my heritage.
Well with the background done, in Canada there are laws regarding the wearing of religious and cultural articles that might otherwise be considered weapons. As long as they are sealed and non usable as weapons. As such I wondered if the larger diaspora would feel that me wearing the knife in such a way would be disrespectful or insulting culturally?
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
