8 Hilarious Salvador Puns - Punstoppable 😜

I want to open a sandwich shop called Salvador Delí

We’ll specialize in melts.

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👤︎ u/IceCoolBrutus

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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What was Salvador Dali’s favorite breakfast?

Surreal.

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👤︎ u/JessRabid

📅︎ May 10 2020

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What is Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food?

Surreal.

EDIT: My coworker demands that I give her credit for this. And she's right

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👤︎ u/JMCatron

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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Why was Salvador Dali shaking on the ground?

He was having a brush stroke

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👤︎ u/NappyIsNotStraight

📅︎ Dec 18 2019

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How did Salvador Dali start his mornings? ...

With a bowl of surreal..

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👤︎ u/Nopi66

📅︎ Jan 18 2019

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Salvador Deli

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👤︎ u/journeyman369

📅︎ Oct 18 2015

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I got my kid a toy of a surrealist painter

It’s her Salvador dolly.

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👤︎ u/PercivalFailed

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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[Request] A name for a store.

I was just assigned an architecture project to design a retail building of some sort. The products, name and theme are all free for me to choose, so I want to make it a killer pun.

What's a punny store name/product combo I can use?

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👤︎ u/Reason-and-rhyme

📅︎ May 21 2014

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