I told her I didn’t want to hear her Saab story.
It seems like a great big Saab story to me.
It’s your typical Saab story.
It was quite the Saab story.
It was a real Saab story.
...but I guess nobody really wants to hear that old Saab story.
Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan....
This past weekend I got a new car, a Saab. My therapist and I were chatting about it, and then he hit me with this one:
Me: Nobody could give me a ride to the dealership, so I had to get my Saab a full week after I had originally planned to.
Him: Oh no, not another one of your Saab stories...
It’s a bit of a Saab story
What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident?
A Honda Accordion
Did you hear about the car accident in Sweden?
It was a real Saab story.
Sorry for the Saab story.
but his dad interrupted with, "I don't want to hear your Saab story."
“Was it a Saab?”
No, more of a whimper
A Saab story.
It was quite the Saab story
I told him, "Please, spare me your Saab story."
Me: What kind of car do you drive?
Him: Saab
Me: (fake crying)What kind of car do you drive?
He said, "So now you can tell everyone your Saab story."
I was having dinner with he and my mom, and the subject of my new job came up. I told them that I had to go take the drug test tomorrow, and he, with no hesitation, said, "Well you better go home and study, then!"
Later we were talking about a nice looking Saab sedan we saw, and he said, "I once read a cover story about those. The magazine called it a Saab Story."
I love my dad.
We were talking about cars and one guy says, "Is Saab around anymore?"
"Nah, it's Saab-solete"
Me: Ooh, what are you watching?
Dad: It's a Saab story.
But you don't want to hear my Saab story.
It was a real Saab story.
It's a Saab story
It was a real Saab story
It's a real Saab story...
