An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...

He turns to his crewmate and says: "Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."

The crewmate replies: "In space no one can, here use cream."

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👤︎ u/Riverlong
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If a joke doesn't include pachyderms then it's irrelephant

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Walking around some outdoor shops yesterday...

...we passed by a decorative stone speaker playing some music.

My three-year old: "What's that?"

Not wanting to let the moment slip I simply replied:

"Oh, that's just some rock music."

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I asked my son what he was reading...
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👤︎ u/KhabaLox
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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Oh Google!

Check out Google's suggestion when you search "anagram"

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If a joke doesn't include pachyderms...

then it's irrelephant

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