I told my rude neighbour that my female sheep had run away
He said, "That's a ewe problem."
Did you hear about the run away bread?
Can a cough syrup bottle stop a runaway hearst?
Yes, because it can stop the coffin..
Why did the cannibal’s son run away from home?
Because his mom said she was going to make him lunch.
I told my friend that I was going to run away and marry a rock melon. He just said
Why did the horse get upset and run away from home?
Because he was feeling a bit un-stable
As we were eating our melons, I started crying uncontrollably. Startled and concerned, my son asked if I was ok. "They were madly in love and all they wanted to do was run away and secretly get married, but they couldn't!"
Confused, he asked me what I was talking about.
"The melons! They couldn't be together because they cantaloupe!"
I would rather hug an erupting volcano than run away from it.
'cause I' m a lava, not a hata'!
I was going to run away and marry my girlfriend but I'm already married so I
My buddy asked me if he could runaway and get married to a melon
Why did the bull run away?
Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Recently, I saw a homeless man with only his pants on run away from a bear.
Poor guy was scared shirtless.
What fruit couldn’t run away and get married in Las Vegas?
I once fell in love with a melon farmer’s daughter. But when I asked if she wanted to run away and get married in secret, she turned me down.
She told me she cantaloupe.
I’m reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. They’ve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just can’t-elope
Why did the little boy run away when making a cake? Because it said crack 2 eggs, then beat it.
Cake joke for my cake day!
Why did the freezer run away on its marriage
Why did Hellen Keller’s dog run away?
You would too if your name was ARRRRRGGOOGHHRRR!
Why did the skeleton run away from home?
Because he had no body!
Tomorrow is joke day at school for my kindergartner so I went to tell my daughter a joke to tell. Tells me she already had one and tells me this! Lol proud dad..
If you see a man-eating cucumber, run away!
If you stick around, you could end up in a pickle.
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
Why did the alcohol run away?
It was tired of being drunk.
I was going to run away and get married but my mom said I
A couple of fruits were talking, one said “Let’s run away and get married!” The other said “I’m sorry...”
How you make samurai run away?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
My deaf husband has run away with my deaf friend
It was a terrible shock; but really, I should've seen the signs
What did one melon say to her boyfriend when he asked her to run away and marry him?
Why do ducks in a lake always fly away when you run up to them?
What do you get when two ants run away together?
Why couldn’t the muskmelon run away with the watermelon and get married?
Her parents said she cantaloupe.
Why did the kids run away from the guy fencing off alleyways?
My wife said, "If one day you want to run away, just let me know."
Turns out she meant together.
What did the melon say to the Apple when he asked her to run away and get married?
What do you call a melon that is unable to run away and get married?
What did one melon say to the other when he asked her to run away with him?
What did one melon say to their fiancee melon when they tried to run away and get married?
Why didn't the melons run away and get married?
Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
Why do melons never run away and get married?
What type of fruit can’t run away and get married?
Why did the Freezer run away on its marriage. . .
IT GOT COLD FEET *RIMSHOT*
Why couldn't the melon run away and get married?
What did the mother melon say to her daughter when she wanted to run away to get married?
Why can’t melons run away & get married?
Because they cantaloupe...
Why won't the melons run away together?
What did the father melon say to his son melon when he found out he was going to run away and get married
Why didn't the melons run away together?
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