Overwatch Puns

A list of puns related to "Overwatch"

Overwatch pun: What do you call a blue-skinned sniper who repairs glass?

Windowmaker.

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Jun 28 2016
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Overwatch on Twitter with the knee slapper

Thanks Dad

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👤︎ u/ujaku
📅︎ Dec 07 2016
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My 7yo son was watching me play Overwatch the other day. My team lost so the game said "Defeat". I said "why would they say that, everyone in the game has two feet."

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My son speaks french.

"Defeat" sounds almost exactly like "Deux feet".

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👤︎ u/NerdMachine
📅︎ Jun 19 2016
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What did the kindergarten teacher say to the kindergarten security guard?

You can watch the kids, but don't Overwatch them.

That's just creepy...

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👤︎ u/UnusualPete
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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I think I made the best pun I'll ever make in my life

I was playing Overwatch with my friend. After a round ended, I saw that I had gotten 2222 exp. The conversation went like this:

"Oh weird, I got 2222 (said two-two-two-two out loud) experience that round."

"Really? So did I"

"Wait, seriously? Four twos?"

"Yep"

"Wow, how fortuitous"

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👤︎ u/JoewithaB
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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My 6 year old daughter dad-joked me.

Sitting in my comfy chair playing overwatch. She jumps on my head from behind.

I say(sort of mad), "what do you think you're doing"

She replies(cooly), "watching you play overwatch over you."

My kid is too cool for me,

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👤︎ u/The-1st-One
📅︎ Mar 28 2017
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