Dublin band. Kevin Shields brother was in their early incarnation. He's not on this album though. this album is seriously overlooked, listen to 'Speed To My Side'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka6DYaQNc-s
The first doctor picked by minor's counsel, after only 2 sessions recommended that I find a doctor closer to the child as she wrote that the child understood how much mom hated driving, therefore it would be best for me to travel.
The back story and reason for the alienation is that my ex moved like 300 miles away without court order about two years ago and uses my daughter(then 9) to control my visitation from me and our son(then 11) who lives with me 100%( He was abandoned during visit with mom at a local hospital)
I apologize as there is so much crazy back story and it is difficult for me to tell this without having to explain to you and show you the terrible things that my children have been through as a victim of parental alienation.
The mom refused to drive to our court ordered pick up and drop off meeting place, and would not agree to stipulating a near half point. She wanted me to drive about 70 percent of the way because it was me "who want[ed] these visits"
So it was that or you dont get to see your daughter.
I did not want to live like this anymore, I am remarried and it is not fair for me and my new wife that I be strung along forced to drive, forced to go along with random pickup and drop off dates(no meeting in the middle, no give and take) so I seeked out courts help from this controlling narcissist.
Once I called enough sheriffs and filed order to show cause and Request for Order, was when she would show up to the half way point I agreed verbally to drive for my child.
But my daughter refused to get out. I have multiple recordings to show this and have been dealing with this same sort of coaching and alienation for 6 years now. In all the videos/audio (hidden in my pocket), there is not one instance where mom asks our daughter to go with me. It is instead, we should all respect our daughter's wishes that she doesnt want to go with you all of a sudden.
Here is part of minor's counsel's report/transcript which has saved me from re explaining my situation multiple times
https://imgur.com/uAnaWvr
https://imgur.com/aYCDz6Q
The reason for my daughter not wanting to go with me all of a sudden after a 300 mile move started with sexual abuse allegations by mother. Mother then told the courts and minors counsel that my son was autistic and danger to our daughter. I had to go to a neuropsychologist to s
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
