My father-in-law is teaching me well

He texted my wife the following (my name's Hoss)

Do you know what that motion is called when Hoss walks his Harley backwards out of the garage without starting it?

Reverse Hossmosis! :D

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📅︎ Mar 13 2017
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Blanketed my new in-laws with this

Wife and I married in October and had our first married Christmas together at the in-laws house:

Bro-in-law: (opens present) Oh! A reversible throw blanket! Me: So is the opposite of a reverse throw called... a catch?

This may be my last Christmas with the in-laws.

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📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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