Repeaters Puns

A list of puns related to "Repeaters"

What do you get when you hit a sink repeatedly with a hammer?

Drain Bamage.

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👤︎ u/Snoo-15335
📅︎ Oct 27 2022
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: “what’s your blood type?”

“I’m probably a type O” said the rabbit.

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👤︎ u/TomrummetsKald
📅︎ Nov 09 2022
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How many times I can repeat this pun before it’s a different joke?
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👤︎ u/QueerPoodle
📅︎ Aug 19 2022
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My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me “Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland?” and it’s getting really annoying

My Friend asked me “Are you mad at her?” I replied “Don’t you start too”

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 31 2022
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guy walks into a therapist office repeating "I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee I'm a wigwam"

Therapist says "relax, you're 2 tents."

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👤︎ u/Loose-Farm-8669
📅︎ Jun 17 2022
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knock knock

Who's there?

Repeat.

Repeat who?

Who who who who

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👤︎ u/BreakApprehensive489
📅︎ Nov 03 2022
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What are two words that help open a lot of doors in life?

“Push” and “Pull”.

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👤︎ u/GrilledSpamSteaks
📅︎ Nov 10 2022
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Pete and Repeat were on a boat.

Pete got off, who was left?

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👤︎ u/ReallyBag
📅︎ Jun 01 2022
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My wife told me that she was getting really angry at me for singing "I'm a Believer" on repeat. I thought she was joking.

Then I saw her face.

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👤︎ u/AndreT_NY
📅︎ Jul 23 2022
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Peat and Repeat and were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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Peat and Repeat were on a boat, peat fell out, who was left?

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👤︎ u/KieranCasey99
📅︎ Aug 08 2022
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Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?

Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.

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👤︎ u/Hikariyang
📅︎ Feb 15 2022
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I've said it before and I'll say it again...

It.

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👤︎ u/LuckyNumberHat
📅︎ Nov 22 2022
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A bye-merang

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👤︎ u/gravi-tea
📅︎ Oct 31 2022
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It was once said of a radio station that played the same song on repeat for days…

…that it broke a record.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jul 06 2022
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What would you call a repeated prank?

A shenan-again.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Jun 27 2022
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Did you hear about the new racing game that makes you involuntarily repeat the same mission over and over?

It's Forza Habit.

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👤︎ u/olerid02
📅︎ Jun 09 2022
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Repeat after me: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Thank you. You flatter me.

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👤︎ u/itim__office
📅︎ May 03 2022
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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.

I never got a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/OMMOPOWER
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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I love the name Gina so much that I'm debating whether to use it again on my second daughter...

I guess that would make her Regina.

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👤︎ u/Roivas14
📅︎ Oct 27 2022
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Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall.

He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.

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👤︎ u/lilbro93
📅︎ Nov 18 2022
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My wife said “you haven’t heard a single thing I’ve said, have you?”

I thought that was a pretty weird way to start a conversation.

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👤︎ u/Hi_Depressed_Im_Dad_
📅︎ Oct 15 2022
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My wife has been playing All Star by Smash Mouth on repeat for the past hour…

I needed to get myself away from this place, but I said, “Hey, here’s a concept: I really love this song myself, but we could all use a little chaaange.”

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👤︎ u/Logstick
📅︎ Mar 25 2022
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I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

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👤︎ u/NikonDexter
📅︎ Oct 05 2022
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*Slap knee* repeat x 5
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👤︎ u/Turronno
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I asked my German friend what 1000-1 equals

He just kept repeating NO in German for some reason

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👤︎ u/ender278
📅︎ Sep 29 2022
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I'm so afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Oct 07 2022
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Warning: if you drop your Teddy Ruxpin toy like I just did, it will malfunction and keep saying the same few phrases over and over.

That bear’s repeating.

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77
📅︎ Nov 14 2022
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What do you call someone who repeatedly murders breakfast?

A cereal killer.

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👤︎ u/ajd416
📅︎ Feb 11 2022
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Why doesn’t Beethoven like chickens?

All they do is strut around and say “Bach Bach Bach”

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👤︎ u/TheAverageSJW
📅︎ Sep 14 2022
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You're gonna need some lube for that
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👤︎ u/Scaulbylausis
📅︎ Feb 18 2022
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What did the shaving can say to the young Skywalker?

Luke, I’m your lather.

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👤︎ u/Readityesterday2
📅︎ Jun 19 2022
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Pulled a fast one on the wife
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👤︎ u/fishy_biz
📅︎ Jun 27 2022
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Why didn't the programmer come out of the shower?

Because the shampoo bottle read: Apply, Lather, Rinse, Repeat

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👤︎ u/wellboiled
📅︎ Aug 27 2022
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires medical tweetment and the other only requires an oinkment...

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👤︎ u/Grumpy_Old_Git_69
📅︎ Sep 24 2022
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just A-lo-ha

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👤︎ u/Mommyof4Kings
📅︎ Sep 19 2022
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The music is so loud my ears are hurting.

When it's that loud, it Hertz

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👤︎ u/tokenjoker
📅︎ Sep 20 2022
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I like beans, but they don’t like me.

They always talk behind my back.

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👤︎ u/Illustrious_Ad4691
📅︎ Mar 27 2022
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Pete and Repeat were walking on a bridge. Pete jumped off. Who is left?

Answer.

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👤︎ u/RicoCat
📅︎ May 25 2021
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What generation did Forrest Gump belong to?

Jenn-ay

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👤︎ u/jolly2284
📅︎ Aug 08 2022
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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.

I never got a straight answer.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 14 2019
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