“2020 2”
Dopameme
or is it just Rumours?
It's called E.T. Cetera.
It's called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts.
He never finished his sentence!
It’s groundbreaking!
“Be yourself, by yourself, stay away from me”
Talk about a dishonorable discharge
It was a tone mint for his crimes.
Kappa Mu
Who let the dogs out? W.H.O.-W.H.O.-W.H.O., W.H.O. LET THE DOGS OUT!
It's totally clips of the heart.
No, merci! . . . Happy 14th of July France 🇫🇷
I’m his uncle monitor.
My daughter has been in the hospital for days. She is struggling with some GI issues and pain. Last night she (finally) pooped and is being released today.
I just mentioned that her discharge got her discharged. She was unappreciative.
UB40 now
It's very saucy
It was a wookie mistake
Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.
I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).
Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun
Nobody in the car seemed to like it.
It's about dam time!
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
I asked him, "You didn't see it coming?"
Immediately released after he made his bale.
It was a cult classic.
"Huge Disapoint Mints!"
That information is strictly confidental
He decides that it's boring and gets on his phone to kill time. He doesn't pay attention and the train collides with a train car that was left on the tracks killing all 70 of the passengers on board. At trial he is sentenced to death by electrocution and requests a singular banana. When he goes to the chair he is strapped in, but survives and is released because the judge thinks that the man was saved by God. The man gets a job at another station but gets bored and crashes that train killing all 80 passengers on board. He is once again sentenced to die and requests two bananas for his last meal and survives the electric chair again and is released. Once again he somehow gets a job conducting a train and this time he kills 90 people. He is once again sentenced to death but the guards refuse to give him bananas for his last meal because they think that he is somehow using them to survive. He is strapped in and the guards flip the switch but he still somehow survives. This time the judge decides to just sentence him to life, but just before he is taken to his cell the guard asks him.
"How have you been surviving all these times? I thought it was the bananas."
The man said: "Wait, you haven't found out yet? I'm just not a good conductor."
It was just released in theaters.
coughy filters
About a week ago.
The people sitting near me on the bus don’t look like they appreciate it.
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
This way, there's a period at the end of the sentence.
They're calling it the Uncut Edition.
Inmate: It’s bec..
Officer: Yes?
Inmate: I think I have..
Officer: Go on.
Inmate: Can I Please finish my sentence?
Officer: Sure. Parole denied.
It’s called “Elon’s Musk”
It sucks
