I have a recurring dream that I lose the ability to taste, see, smell, hear and feel.

My wife says it's nonsense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepixelcat2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I told my therapist that I have a recurring dream where I’m fighting Jason Bourne, Will Hunting, and Tom Ripley.

She said, β€œFinally! You are battling your Damons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I have this recurring dream that E.T. tackles me, puts grey tape on my belly, and runs away.

I keep getting ab-duct-taped by aliens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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I've been having this recurring dream...

... where this dentist visits me and reminds me that the proper toothbrush strokes involve "spinning right round, right round then you go down"

Fluo Rida

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeywithanr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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I went to my doctor and said…

β€œDoctor, I keep having these alternating, recurring dreams. First I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a teepee; then I’m a wigwam. It’s driving me crazy. What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor replied, β€œIt’s very simple. You’re two tents.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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