A list of puns related to "Rearrangement"
You get them VERY ANGRY
Iβve been moving them around all day but they still say they are βOut of Orderβ
Your boss gets really mad.
User Interface is important to them.
Really angry postmen!
They get extremely annoyed
"its because you're dyslexic son"
That was wrong on so many levels.
But that might be too counter intuitive.
Is just wrong on so many levels
I said it is there next to the sage.
I call them Pepper Pots and Tony Starch
WTF
You get "woman Hitler"
After we moved the easel between a cabinet and the arts and crafts table:
"That fit easel-y". Eye roll ensued.
Me: Ugh, it's getting hot in here!
Mom: It's not hot in here, it's just all that manual labor!
Dad: Manual labor? Ah, the most famous man in Mexico!
Mom & I: reluctantly giggling
They put a plunger in the toilet.
All you have to do is rearrange the letters.
Funny collection of chemistry puns
What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heβs 0K now.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone
What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you canβt helium or curium, you barium!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because itβs in the ground state.
How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocadoβs number.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What element is a girlβs future best friend? Carbon.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heβs 0K now.
What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe
What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A βgramβ cracker.
What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)
What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a βcarbonkneelβ
What did one titration tell the other? Letβs meet at the endpoint.
How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because itβs basic material.
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down
Why do chemistry professor like to
... keep reading on reddit β‘Be careful -- if this collection of letters gets rearranged, it could spell disaster.
I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"
She said "I fixed it!"
I replied "No, you defaced it!"
Today my family was moving furniture around, and a couple friends came over to help. When rearranging my room, my dad asked if we'd end up finding any porn. Me: "Yeah, I keep my porn stash under my bed." My friend: "Really? I keep my porn stache on my face."
Sadly, it took me a second to fully comprehend.
Who is the most desirable man on Earth? According to a poll of women, it is Mr. Potato Head. He is cute, tan, and if he makes you mad you can rearrange his face.
My family needed to rearrange the furniture to make room for our Christmas tree.
Dad: "It's Christmas it will only be for a few weeks. then the furniture will go back"
Mom: "But what if we like it this way then we can keep it like this all year"
Dad: "Really? a Christmas tree all year?"
My dad and I almost cry laughing and my mom just sulks there angry.
They get really upset.
They get really annoyed
You make them VERY ANGRY.
They get really pissed off.
Because then they have to sort them again
they get really pissed off.
... they become VERY ANGRY!
If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN they get VERY ANGRY.
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