What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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I was watching some Gordan Ramsay edits and I gotta say

they look edible

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👤︎ u/ebatm3
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he found uncompressed photos on his camera?

"it's fuckin' RAW"

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.

You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/dg_zano
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?

Because its RAW!

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👤︎ u/F1racist
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Who's Gordon Ramsay's favorite wrestler?

It's FOCKING STONE COLD

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite part of a Lion?

It's ROAR

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📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Thordon ramsay
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👤︎ u/monkbot8
📅︎ May 13 2019
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What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite Reddit sub?

IT'S FUCKING r/aww

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📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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What did Gordon Ramsay about the corned beef?

ITS SO CHEWY IT COULD FLY THE MILLENIUM FUCKING FALCON

Edit: Ramsay say bleh.

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👤︎ u/ciaeric2
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Gourd on Ramsay
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📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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What does Gordon Ramsay say when he hears a lion in a safari?

It's fucking roaaaaaaaar!

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Mrs Rosenfeld is suing Mr Ramsay for calling her a pig

Mr Ramsay asks the judge: "is it illegal for me to call Mrs Rosenfeld a pig?"

The judge replies: "yes, of course it's illegal."

Mr Ramsay asks again: "ok, but am I allowed to call a pig 'Mrs Rosenfeld' your honor?"

The judge says: "well yeah, there is no law against that."

Mr then goes to Mrs Rosenfeld and says: "Hi Mrs Rosenfeld".

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📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Gordon ramsay approves
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📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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Gordon Ramsay dad joked a chef

Ramsay: So how can you screw up fish & chips?

Chef: It was not communicated right, chef.

Ramsy: Oh you didn't talk to the fish enough?

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📅︎ May 18 2014
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What is gordon ramsay's favorite subreddit

THIS CHICKEN IS FUCKING r/awwww!!!

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👤︎ u/EvoyEx
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Gordon Ramsay, pff..

More like Gordon Ramyell

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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What's Gordon Ramsay's favorite sub?

its r/aww!

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👤︎ u/JasonBran
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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