Liam Neeson as Ned
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000553/mediaviewer/rm4076796160/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Julianne Moore as Catelyn
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000194/mediaviewer/rm1315691776/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Robbie Coltrane as Bobby B
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001059/mediaviewer/rm1108711424/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Robert Duvall as Tywin
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000380/mediaviewer/rm1036227840/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Brad Pitt as Jaime
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/mediaviewer/rm88918529/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Nicole Kidman as Cersei
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000173/mediaviewer/rm38131713/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Warwick Davis as Tyrion
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001116/mediaviewer/rm652401409/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Tommy Lee Jones as Stannis
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000169/mediaviewer/rm3627207680/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Christian Bale as Renly
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/mediaviewer/rm2330030336/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Oded Fehr as Oberyn
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0004912/mediaviewer/rm3349715200/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Leonardo Di Caprio as Joffrey
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000138/mediaviewer/rm775580160/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Keanu Reeves as Theon
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/mediaviewer/rm3356996353/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Elizabeth Taylor as Olenna
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000072/mediaviewer/rm2806840576/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Larisa Oleynik as Margaery
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0646351/mediaviewer/rm4151560192/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Kate Winslet as Daenarys
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000701/mediaviewer/rm3981667840/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Keira Knightley as Arya
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0461136/mediaviewer/rm1319130368/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Sarah Michelle Gellar as Sansa
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001264/mediaviewer/rm2878504192/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Danny Trejo as Doran
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001803/mediaviewer/rm3582130176/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Jude Law as Robb
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000179/mediaviewer/rm598702080/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Elijah Wood as Jon Snow
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000704/mediaviewer/rm2790061313/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Sean Astin as Samwell
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000276/mediaviewer/rm1520155905/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Kurtwood Smith as Randyll
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001748/mediaviewer/rm1532130304/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Arnold Vosloo as Drogo
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0903677/mediaviewer/rm237353216/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
Clancy Brown as the Hound
https://m.imdb.c
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
And now Iβm cannelloni
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
