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Ralf Moeller, the guy who played Hagan in Gladiator. He's super tall for a bodybuilder (6'6'') and his abs were insane. Really underrated IMO. reddit.com/gallery/nmepix
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Anyone remember watching the movie Gladiator as a kid and thinking that's what gladiators looked like IRL? It wasn't till much later when I learned that the big guy (Ralf Moeller) was juiced out of his fucking mind. Meanwhile, Russell Crowe may have been natural for comparison (unlikely).
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At 6'6" Ralf Moeller had some of the craziest abs of all time. (10 pack?)
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Ralf Moeller ist einer von uns youtu.be/JebRL_h3co8?t=27…
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Ralf Moeller, Djimon Hounsou and Russell Crowe on the set of Gladiator. thisisnotporn.net/2019/08…
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(Spoilers Main) Cast ASOIAF with 90s actors

Liam Neeson as Ned

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000553/mediaviewer/rm4076796160/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Julianne Moore as Catelyn

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000194/mediaviewer/rm1315691776/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Robbie Coltrane as Bobby B

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001059/mediaviewer/rm1108711424/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Robert Duvall as Tywin

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000380/mediaviewer/rm1036227840/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Brad Pitt as Jaime

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/mediaviewer/rm88918529/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Nicole Kidman as Cersei

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000173/mediaviewer/rm38131713/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Warwick Davis as Tyrion

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001116/mediaviewer/rm652401409/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Tommy Lee Jones as Stannis

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000169/mediaviewer/rm3627207680/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Christian Bale as Renly

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/mediaviewer/rm2330030336/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Oded Fehr as Oberyn

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0004912/mediaviewer/rm3349715200/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Leonardo Di Caprio as Joffrey

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000138/mediaviewer/rm775580160/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Keanu Reeves as Theon

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/mediaviewer/rm3356996353/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Elizabeth Taylor as Olenna

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000072/mediaviewer/rm2806840576/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Larisa Oleynik as Margaery

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0646351/mediaviewer/rm4151560192/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Kate Winslet as Daenarys

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000701/mediaviewer/rm3981667840/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Keira Knightley as Arya

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0461136/mediaviewer/rm1319130368/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Sansa

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001264/mediaviewer/rm2878504192/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Danny Trejo as Doran

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001803/mediaviewer/rm3582130176/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Jude Law as Robb

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000179/mediaviewer/rm598702080/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Elijah Wood as Jon Snow

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000704/mediaviewer/rm2790061313/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Sean Astin as Samwell

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0000276/mediaviewer/rm1520155905/?context=default?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Kurtwood Smith as Randyll

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0001748/mediaviewer/rm1532130304/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Arnold Vosloo as Drogo

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0903677/mediaviewer/rm237353216/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Clancy Brown as the Hound

https://m.imdb.c

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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You've been hit by
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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No gains
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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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A queen size statement.
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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