His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
It was a relief
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
...but what is the opposite of yes?
The native student answers “Cleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers “It’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”
Geralt of Trivia
TB, or not TB?
My wife: I'm not in any kind of state to be answering questions like that! Me: What questions DO they answer in Florida?
My wife knows everything.
Does a bear scat in the woods?
(Zee-ba-da-zap-dooey)
The other man didn’t answer because it was rhetorical.
Hebrews.
my dad always says "let's just put it on the Googles!"
Me: "Dad, what time is it?"
Dad: "Day time!"
Me: "Dad, where are we going?"
Dad: "Crazy!"
(Seriously, Dad, how many times are you going to make me ask?)
After several fruitless attempts at trying to get us to say "hormones," he cracks this one:
"What noise comes out of a brothel?
Whore-moans!"
You bet. At 63, my dad's had plenty of practice
