French guy, showing off his yacht collection: This is Un. Here is Deux, Trois, Quatre and, finally, Six.

Her: Where is the 5th?

French guy: Cinq.

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An American cat named β€˜One-Two-Three’ and a French cat named β€˜Une-Deux-Troi’ are in a swimming race. Why did the American cat win?

Because Une-Deux-Troi quatre cinq.

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There were once two cats. They were called One Two Three and Un Deux Trois. They had a race across a stream. One Two Three won. Why?

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What do you call 3 cats at the bottom of a swimming pool?

trois cat sank

edit: trois quatre cinq

edit: the cats are french

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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French dadjoke that stumped Will Shortz on NPR

Heard this one on the radio during the Sunday Puzzle segment on NPR's Weekend America yesterday. A grandfatherly contestant on the program (named GΓ©rard) asked this riddle of NYTimes puzzlemaster and Yale enigmatologist Will Shortz:

"Two cats are competing to see who would win in a race swimming across the English Channel. The cats' names are One-Two-Three Cat and Un-Deux-Trois Cat. Who won?"

Shortz was stumped. The contestant answered the riddle saying:

"The English cat, One-Two-Three Cat won because Un-Deux-Trois-Quatre-Cinq."

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2014
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England and France raced two cats across the Channel

They were named One Two Three, and Un Deux Trois.

England won; The Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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My dad asked if I knew a bit of French...

"Well not really, but a bit."

"well then!.. Do you know how to pronounce "three cats drown" in french?"

"Uhhh, le chat something-something?"

"nope! trois, quatre, cinq!"

"..."

He bursts out laughing as I poker face the rest of the trip home... sigh

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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A French Cat and an English Cat cross a river.

Do you remember how to count to 10 in french?

Ok Good.

So there are two cats, an English cat and a French cat and they are trying to make it across a river.

The english cat is named "one,two,three" and the french cat is named "Un, duex, trois". Which cat makes it across the river?

... The English cat because the un duex trois quatre cinq

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2015
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Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won?

Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!

Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.

PS: If you don't know French numbers

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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