A list of puns related to "Qdoba"
After finding some time for a date night/sexy time in our busy schedules we went out to dinner at Qdoba because we're too cheap to afford much else right now. While eating my burrito I must have chomped down HARD on the aluminum foil and my lip started bleeding.
She looks at me and says "Irony: we plan a night to have sex and you cut your lip on a burrito."
I responded "Iron-y: the taste of my kisses tonight."
I ordered 5 burritos and 5 cokes at Qdoba.
Cashier: "You can put the burritos or cokes in the bag, whatever floats your boat."
Me: "Water floats my boat haha."
Cashier: "haha I'm gonna remember that whenever someone says that."
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