It's nothing special, but it pays the Bills.
... im still working on it
An iPatch
A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend's father!
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
Because that’s the best way to keep it stable.
Because they cant C
Stakeholders.
American canned beer, 'cause it's A meri can (A merry can, geddit ?)
they could create a micro computer called Apple Pi.
Because they have a lot of canons.
A Python doesn’t have feathers.
John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats
- Word
The plot thickens.
Red Croissant
py-thin
... when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.
Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.
He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.
His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.
Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.
This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.
The moral of this story?
Don't judge a brook by it's clover.
There’s no left turns so it’s alright alright alright.
A chairity
It was a baseless accusation
We start talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"He must be a king." "How do you know?" "He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."
Dad says "CSI:Medieval!"
He laughed at his own joke so hard I thought he was going to hurt himself.
VPNna
No really, you can’t make this up.
did anyone ask why the knights REALLY wanted shrubberies?
...to establish a HEDGEemony ;)
It's a dope!
The iRoll
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My homework ate my dog.
A back-end developer
...you ignore it all and click, "I agree"!
In the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree".
