I mean its a silly question , but its something i don't fully understand.
when one gets wet gangrene the same process occurs on the area infected.
does our immune system basically fight off these purifying bacteria, because pretty much as soon as we die they get to decomposing.
so it got me thinking , the assumption (right or wrong ) is that the immune system constantly fights these bacteria , as it is everywhere fighting said bacteria must be light work for it,
or is is something else entirely
It was this time two months ago that I was stuck on top of my bed. I’ll never forget the feeling of the dry, worn-out mattress rubbing against the bare skin of my back. I was shivering but my flesh was scorching hot to the touch, and the beads of sweat running against my skin felt like hundreds of little ants crawling on top of me. I remember I spent the first eight hours staring up at the ceiling, gnawing away at my bedsheets like some kind of wild animal, tearing every thread apart. My hands were gripping the sides of the mattress so tightly I thought I’d rip it clean in half.
I had no room in my head for thought anymore, which didn’t matter, because I couldn’t concentrate on anything but the way I felt. My room had been transfigured, it now seemed like the very bottom of the ocean to me. The air was heavy and frigid, I was so far below everything that no light could reach me anymore. All I had left was the pain - the throbbing pressure on my head. It went beyond a mere headache, it was as though my head had shrunken down to an eight ball, compressing my brain in a vacuum of bones and blood.
The worst part (other than the pain, of course) was knowing that it could all be over anytime I wanted; all I had to do was surrender my will and pick up where I left off. I struggled to push that idea away, as even the act of imagining my defeat made the pain spike, but no matter how hard I tried to focus on the pain, the option of relief was always there. Perhaps I’d never forget how easy submission would be, perhaps I was doomed from the first hit.
If I were to compare the pain to anything, it would be rot - I was decomposing but I was still alive. I could feel every micro-organism, every little bacteria gnawing away at me. My flesh was gooey and putrefying. The things inside me were liquified, oozing out of every orifice. I could feel the stomach acids boiling inside, melting, helping the bacteria break me down into a pile of mushy, brown flesh you’d have to scrape off the floor. My flesh was turning black and tightening around the pulpy slop I had festering inside me.
But the most horrible pain of all was the unbearable pressure around this damn head of mine. There is no headache in the world I could compare it to, no words exist for this kind of pain because I don’t believe any man has ever faced it before me. All I can say for certain is that my brain became the source of all the misery in this world; all the grief, all the anxiety, all the dread faced by
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
