Private (rank) Puns

A list of puns related to "Private (rank)"

I have been asking around what the lowest rank in the Army is, but no one would tell me.

Apparently it is private.

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👤︎ u/AncientPhoenix98
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Phone rings.......Dad: What does the Caller ID say?......Son: It says Private Caller......

Dad: Don't answer it. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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I asked a soldier what his rank was.

Him: "It's private."
Me: "No, it's okay, you can tell me."

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👤︎ u/weeping_pegasus
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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