I hate Russian Dolls,

they are so full of themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2022
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I saw a magistrate walking on the street and he had covered himself with a blanket which had pornographic images.

However, the cop who saw him, didn't take any action.

I asked why, and the cop responded,

"Never book a judge by its cover."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I'm looking for pornographic dolphin content

... It's for scientific porpoises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acheleo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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My Dad, on memory.

Me: tells Dad important information

Dad: does nothing

Me: Write that down, it's important you remember it

Dad: Nope, don't need to. I have a pornographic memory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluebleubloo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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