I live in the old city of Pompeii

I suppose you could say my life is in ruins

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📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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Mom and I were watching Pompeii last night...

...and there is a scene where Milo stabs the Senator through the arm with a mini sword.

My mom turns to me and says "He didn't have very good armer".

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📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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Pompeii

Dad struck again while watching Pompeii. The title screen came up saying POMPEII "Pompy 2? Did we miss Pompy 1?" Groans insued.

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📅︎ Jan 23 2015
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How do volcanos feel about jokes?

They LAVA good joke!

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📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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Not a Dad Yet, But....

There's a combination pizza place/gas station called Pompeii on a main route in town. Every time we pass it, my boyfriend goes, "I bet their pizza tastes like ash..."

Every. Single. Time. :-/

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📅︎ Oct 13 2014
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