Can anyone recommend or offer a job I can do remotely in Ghana? I'm female(24), I come from a really, really poor background, unfortunately. Ha. Anyway, was able to see myself through senior high selling bread. Fast forward to now, I've been teaching in a private school, I love to teach, I love the students, I love the feeling that I'm helping people get knowledge. But I have no money, I earn a maximum of 500 cedis a month and from this amount I have to take care of my mom, dad and sister who I'm helping through school. It's hard, very hard and I don't know what to do anymore. Time won't allow me to work a second job and because of some medical problems which I don't want to get into here, working an intense 9-5 will be very difficult for me. I'm running out of options, today I have taken photos of old clothes I can't wear or don't want to try to thrift online. I sell water, pure water, by the bag, but that moves very slowly and the profit is not much. A friend recommended remote work, I have searched for openings online but haven't really found anything. I know about upwork, freelancer, fiverr and the like, but I've never owned a bank account, come to talk of a dollar account so I can't open an account with them yet. I'm desperate at this point, I have less than 10 cedis left in my mobile money account and I'm desperate. Wow, I've gone on and on. Sorry for the long rant. If anyone has any recommendations or offers, I will be so so grateful. I'm a very hardworker and I'm not too dumb either. Please help me out. Pretty please. 😊
*Edit: I am in Accra, Pokuase to be precise ** Loving all the responses I've gotten so far. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for added assistance. Thanks!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
