Pogo Puns

A list of puns related to "Pogo"

They rescheduled the quarterly pogo stick competition.

They had to wait for the he spring.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.

I had hopped for a better time.

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👤︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a kangaroo with pogo sticks for legs?

A paraplegic.

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👤︎ u/I_Pieinator_I
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why did Boba Fett get himself a pogo stick?

Cuz' he wanted to be a Bouncy Hunter!

^^^Please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me.

^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^stole ^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^Tear ^^^^^^of ^^^^^^Grace

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👤︎ u/PuzzledKitty
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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Why did the road punch the pogoing chicken?

He wouldn't be crossed like that

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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