WATCH OUT

I have uncovered a plot by r/punpatrol . They plan to eradicate all puns and dad jokes by going to the source, users. Be warned, they will stop at nothing to get rid of us. They have even taken measures to eliminate moles. We must stop this.

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📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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I DadJoked my girlfriend and she actually found it funny… What a keeper!

We planned on going to this really cool mexican restaurant in town but she was running late.

Me: How long are you gonna be?

Her: Almost done, just have to blow-dry my hair.

Me: Well blow-dry all of them, WE GOTTA GO!

she chuckled but it could just be from her plotting my "accidental" death in her head.

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