If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I get depressed if I donβt play video games.
I always need to console myself.
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︎ May 13 2020
Where is it most unsafe to play the βpull my fingerβ game?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Do you know what game a german gingerbread kid plays?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
A character you canβt play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I like to play this game with my daughter it's called "hide and seek."
She hides, and then I see how high I can count (out loud) before she gets annoyed and comes out to complain about the game.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
I like to watch People play games online. Guess that makes me a "Streaming fan"
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
why canβt you play games at the zoo?
because there are too many cheetahs.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What do you call a type of protein that plays games?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
The game Indian parents want their kids to play
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︎ May 27 2020
What is Captain Morganβs fav board game to play with his family?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why do stoners play video games?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?
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︎ May 30 2020
What game do German kids play in the morning?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
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︎ May 09 2020
I can't get my son to play any fighting games with me.
I think he's afraid of tekken me on.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
So thereβs this game I play called Factorio
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︎ Dec 30 2019
What game can you play with a wombat?
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Even though 3D games are common, sometimes I like to play 2D games still. But never 1D games.
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ May 01 2019
What do you call a PokΓ©mon that plays childrenβs games?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Why can't dogs play video games?
When they do, its always on paws.
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︎ Aug 20 2019
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Anyone wanna play an Italian party game?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Invited my dad to play video games with me. He puts the controller up to the side of his head.
"What are you doing, dad?"
"I'm playing it by ear"
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Wanna play a game?
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︎ May 17 2019
Why shouldnβt you play board games on safari?
Because there are always cheetahs.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Wanna play a game of Card Against Manatee ?
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︎ May 25 2019
What game did Thanos's dad play with him when he was a baby?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Why should you never play board games with jungle cats?
They're a bunch of cheetahs!
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︎ Aug 17 2019
What was Mark Zuckerberg's favourite game to play as a child ?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
My family decided to have a Board Game night, but couldnβt agree on what to play.
Finally we settled on Catan.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Do French people play video games?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I asked a french man if he plays computer games
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︎ Apr 04 2020
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
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︎ Nov 14 2019
What is a tornado's favorite game to play?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
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