Only two can play
I always need to console myself.
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
He kept shooting and not hitting the other spaceship and was getting angry about it. After about the third time:
Me: Well, what are you using?
Him: Huh? (still focused intensely on game)
Me: Like for artillery, what are you using to shoot?
Him: Missiles.
Me: Ah, well there's your problem.
Took a few minutes, but eventually he realized.
It was the most tense moment of our relationship so far.
In V Arrrr!
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
Bored games
Because they're solitairy creatures
I told her this is no reason our relationship should Fallout 4
We don't talk about Uno
The game was called Be There or Be Square.
Ironically, this makes me a soda streamer
That's where I draw the line.
And she said "wii"
He's had a checkered past.
because he was afraid of turning pale.
They can't gain the mussel memory
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
because there are too many cheetahs.
I think he's afraid of tekken me on.
Xbox-er
When they do, its always on paws.
"What are you doing, dad?"
"I'm playing it by ear"
Because there are always cheetahs.
They're a bunch of cheetahs!
Guess they can't accept the fact that I'm always the weiner
I realize they are in fact made of particle board.
But really. They should be made of cardboard because we play cards on them.
Haha
Ok lame joke. I'll stop drinking coffee now.
He did once, but he could not reach the Nuclear Throne.
A cheetah.
Her: Can't right now. I have to brush the dog. Me: Fur enough.
NintenDOUGH
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4. It Sims totally unreasonable.
She said, "Wii."
Because they're lion cheetahs
She said, "Wii."
