A list of puns related to "Plantar fibromatosis"
Hi all,
10 years ago diagnosed with very mild ulcerative colitis and only 2 years ago with AS. Started humira immediately and was doing good till now. 6 months ago I observed a small growth on both foot, didn't gave it much thought but recently started feeling pain after standing or walking for 30mins or more. Diagnosis is plantar fibromatosis.
Is anyone on the same boat as me? If so, how are you coping? Is by any means this related to humira?
I am doing my best to stay positive but 3rd autoimmune disease is too much for me and I feeling depressed...
So I had this little lump on the bottom of my left foot for a while, didn't hurt or anything so I ignored it. Went weightlifting yesterday (might be relevant, got a PR on the deadlift), woke up this morning, and it hurts so much I can barely walk :[
Anyone got any ideas for dealing with it so I can go to classes and keep lifting? Think I'll need to stop lifting for a while.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
10 years ago diagnosed with very mild ulcerative colitis and only 2 years ago with AS. Started humira immediately and was doing good till now. 6 months ago I observed a small growth on both foot, didn't gave it much thought but recently started feeling pain after standing or walking for 30mins or more. Diagnosis is plantar fibromatosis. So tumors in the foot you cannot do much about.
Along with that pain, another one came on the Achilles tendon. This is permanent and stronger in the morning. Doctor says it is enthesitis and we waiting for the MRI to confirm and check the damage.
There is anyone which had this also? Any advice he can offer or tell me how is this progressing? Due to colitis I have limited medication/biologic options and this makes me despair.
Last couple of months were tough and searching for any positive at all. I am 42 years old and being incapable of moving with a disease that you MUST move constantly seems like the worse outcome. And all these while I was having very good reaction to humira...
long story short, was dx'd with plantar fibromatosis yesterday, got a steroid/NSAID/numbing shot in both feet, and will be starting a 7-10 day regimen of diclofenac and tylenol 8hr. then just diclofenac as needed after that.
i've done the whole staggering thing before, taking one, then taking the other 4 hours later. however, i am working full time and it's a bit of a hassle to have to take meds every 4 hours.
have any of you had different experiences with staggering versus taking them at the same time?
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
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