Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, EXCEPT one

He's never gonna give you "Up"

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Why did someone lose their job at the Pixar cinema?

They forgot to show Up!

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Pixar is making a Finding Nemo sequel where he opens McDonald’s locations on the ocean floor.

It’s called The Flounder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
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Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.

C.G.I. Fridays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lexluthzor
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I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.

She did not hold Up well.

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What does Pixar use in their printers?

Monsters Ink

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A Pixar movie
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What did Pixar name their porno

You’ve got a friend in me

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Pixar Presents 'A Bug's Strife'
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If you’re trying to figure out which Pixar movie to have your toddler watch

Just give Up

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My daughter came home from the toy store with a spherical Pixar fish toy. She asked me if I thought it was cute.

Cute? It’s a Dory ball!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shibarak
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What did Poppy the troll do when someone took her favourite Pixar DVD?

She got back Up again.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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How did Pixar decide on a name for the movie about an elderly man who attached balloons to his house?

They made it Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontstoprock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Ran into Rick Astley. He gave me his entire Pixar collection, except one of them.

He started dancing and said, "Never gonna give you 'Up'."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I heard that Rick Astley will lend you any title from his collection of Pixar movies except one

He's never gonna give you "Up"

Courtesy of my dad, of course

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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of their choice, and whoever received the most karma for it would win.

Adam, already undecided himself, decided to go to /r/AskReddit. He laid out the agreement, and asked that everyone vote one their favorite movie, and the one with the most votes he would use for the his friends. Unfortunately, as the votes were split in that sub, his highest post amounted to a mere 38 points.

Paul, a big proponent for the Toy Story franchise, posted to /r/nostalgia in the hopes that everyone who grew up with Toy Story would agree. Unfortunately, as there had been two sequels (with a third on the way) it wasn't exactly considered "nostalgia" and he got downvoted into oblivion.

Bill, who loved Monsters Inc., made his case using some trickery. Going to /r/news, he found a seemingly unrelated post, and made a top-level comment describing, in great detail, why Monsters Inc. was the greatest film of all time. The fact that the post was so out of context made everyone flock to it, and drew enough attention to new him over a thousand fake internet points.

Mike, who loved the Incredibles movies, decided to stay in his wheelhouse. Over the course of several hours, he created each of the family members from the Incredibles in Soulcaliber VI. Finally, he photoshopped the family together, and posted it to /r/gaming. Under normal circumstances this would have skyrocketed to the top, but the format was stale, and thus only received 20k karma. Still, Mike was confident in his victory.

While the other four friends came up with plans on how to maximize their karma gains, Chris sat silently. For hours he sat, making no posts, coming up with no original content. Finally, an hour before the deadline, he broke into his neighbor's house, stealing his copy of the Pixar movie "Up". He took a picture of his theft and posted it directly to /r/dadjokes with the title "STOLEN".

When the group got together the next day to see who got the most votes, everyone was in awe. Chris's post had over 40,000 points. "How did you know that would win?" "Easy," Chris replied. "Everyone knows stolen content on /r/dadjokes gets all the Up votes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Pixar is releasing a sequel to Up, where the old man gets on a balloon and annoys people.

It’s called Up 2: No good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Rick Astley once called me to borrow all my Pixar DVDs..

I told him "You can have DVDs for Cars, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo but I am never gonna give you UP!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aabesh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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Just doing my job, protecting Pixar
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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Congratulations to director Domee Shee and her Pixar crew for winning Best Animated Short at the Oscars!

Well deserved. Take a Bao.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksilog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films.

He forgot to show Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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I asked Rick Astley if I could borrow one of his favorite pixar movies,

He told me, "I'm never going to give you Up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Pixar is releasing it's own beer this summer

it's called buzz light...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aceman2221
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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This guy thinks I'm not a good friend cuz I won't lend him my copy of a Pixar film

I'm never gonna give you UP, but I'm never gonna let you down...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckheck
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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My Boss At Pixar and I Got In A Fight Over Our Lack Of Movies

But then we made up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minyoonghee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I’m going to rename my tears β€œPixar shorts” because it’s the only time I cry.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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I will give you my entire Pixar collection

But I am never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimateadem
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Why should you never ask Rick Astley to borrow his Pixar collection?

Because he’s never gonna give you β€œUp.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except for one.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Which Pixar movie will Rick Astley never lend you?

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Rick Astley will give you any movie from his Pixar collection

but he’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corn_n_potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Did you know Rick Astley was a huge Pixar fan? He will lend you any movie except one.

He’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zomghi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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You can ask Rick Astley for his collection of Pixars movies all you want

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAmZel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Rick Astley will lend you any Pixar film apart from one

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one.

He's never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Typical_Blueberry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Rick Astley has a lot of Pixar movies, and he'll give you one if you ask...

...but he's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sssstephanman44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Rick Astley gives you almost all of his Pixar move collection

He’s never gonna give you Up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awildspenappears
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Rick astley will let you borrow any movie from is Pixar collection. Except one.

He's never gonna give you up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P4743
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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You can borrow just about any Disney/Pixar movie from Rick Astley... all but one:

He’s never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nCRedditor-21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his pixar movies,

But he's never gonna give you up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his pixar collection but one.

He's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaberz24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one...

...he's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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Rick Astley will let you borrow anything from his Pixar collection...

... but he's never gonna give you Up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicySoupSupreme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Rick Astley is an avid Disney/Pixar collector and very generous at that if you ask him to he will borrow you any DVD in his collection except one

He's never gonna give you 'Up'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmilli1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Rick Astley has a large collection of Pixar movies, and he'll let you borrow them. Except for one, he's never gonna give you Up.

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