Piece of Mind Puns

Thought knot...

I can tell you, he sure got a piece of my mind.

To whomever donated: You just had to give me a piece of your mind

She gave him a piece of her mind.

They will give you a piece of your mind.

A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

When my twin boys were 2 or 3 I used to jump off of the picnic table in the back yard and pull a piece of cloud (marshmallow) off and hand it to them. I asked them about it several years later and they remember me actually jumping into the sky and that the marshmallow was actually a piece of cloud. It’s amazing how the mind works.

They're looking for piece of mind.

So I gave her a piece of my mind.

All they want is a little piece of mind.

...and my total came to $10.08. I pulled out a ten and asked my girlfriend, "Do you have any change?"

"How much do you need?"

"Eight cents."

"I have that in pennies."

"Can I just get a dime then?"

So she gives me a dime, and I pay for my stuff, and I say, "Looks like you'll get two cents back!"

"I don't want two pennies! Why would I want more pennies?"

"Change adds up! If you get two cents every week, you'll have over a dollar in just a year!"

"Why are you so adamant about giving me two cents?"

"I'm just giving you a piece of my mind."

They will give you a piece of your mind.