β€ͺWhy can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark

because it doesn’t have flash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZETA_RETICULI_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I put a picture of myself in a locket...

You could say, I'm Independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.

But she still won't admit she framed me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I asked my wife about a ballerina in a picture who looked familiar. She said it was Anna Pavlova.

I said I thought her face rang a bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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The day my daughter turns 18, I’m going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:

β€œWell, I guess now you really are… independent"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

Just to remind me why there's no money in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.

Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levitron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a rival in picture taking?

A foe-tographer.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes

He says he likes shooting fish in apparel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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How do you take school pictures in 2020?

With a Zoom lens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undatedrelic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My partner said that I looked constipated in our pictures

I was tryna hold my shit together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wadesman26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I’m just looking for matches.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTomas150
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country

Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iniquitor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A buddy of mine has a new hobby where he dresses up salmon in tiny outfits and takes pictures of them.

He says its like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mchead22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I’ve nether seen that Notch puns in one picture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiziouzou4life
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.

I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.

Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megamouth2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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i went to the doctor's woth my parents, and found out i have tapeworms in my stomach. the doctor showed us some pictures of tapeworms. and both my parents fainted.

i guess ive got a stomach for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeturking
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I put a picture of my daughter in a titanium locket necklace

I wanted her to be strong and independent

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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So I asked my brother why he was wearing glasses in his new profile picture.

He replied, "because I wanted to look sharp".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamseyDidIt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Comments under a post about first picture of a person dying in an electric chair.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaiNoob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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A pun-chain about a picture of horses in a plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tenth_Doctor_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.

It’s created a real division in our home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I just figured out why Beyoncé’s hair is always blowing in every picture.

It is because she has so many fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Tap in the picture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ducanh2003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I put my clothes in the washing machine yesterday and all of them came out with a picture of Santa on it.

I shouldn’t have used the Yule Tide Detergent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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This picture is β€œA maze in”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xerxiz32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What do you call a picture of a weight-lifting woman in a locket?

A strong independent woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_plantae
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.

He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...

You could say you’re independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmahoney1976
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she's independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksbalaji
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.

Now she is independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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My son turned 18 today so I bought him a locket and put his picture in it...

I guess you could say I wanted him to be independent!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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When a man's daughter turned 18 today, so he bought her a locket and put her picture in it.

As he gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, he said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."

...independent!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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My friend is weirdly addicted to taking blurry pictures of him in the shower.

He has serious selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...

You could say you’re independent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yourfather223
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my picture in it. Guess I really am

independent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowthamcity
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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