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Crna Gora površinski nije velika zemlja. Ali to nikako ne znači da vam nije potreban auto da biste je lakše obišli i da biste uživali u odmoru.
Navešćemo nekoliko razloga zbog kojih je iznajmljivanje automobila najbolja opcija. Rent a car Montenegro je veoma popularna fraza za pretragu na Google i iskustva mnogih turista govore da je najam vozila odlična odluka.
#1. U Crnoj Gori ne postoji delenje automobila. Taksi može biti veoma skupa odluka, jer cena taksija od aerodroma do destinacije mođe da vas košta kao 2 dana najma automobila. Razmislite o tome pre nego što se odlučite za taksi.
#2. Crna Gora ima neobično lepu prirodu, zatim brojne turističke atrakcije, zanimljiva mesta na UNESCO-vim mestima svetske baštine: more , planine, kanjone, prirodne parkove, kao i vidikovce od kojih ćete zavoleti ovu zemlju još više. Svakako biste trebali posetiti ova mesta jer su jedinstvena.
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#3. Saobraćajna pravila u Crnoj Gori ne razlikuju se previše od zemalja bivše Jugoslavije. Vertiklana i horizontalna signalizaicja je čitljiva. Postoje male nijanse, ali o njima više u nastavku.
#4. Putevi u Crnoj Gori su dobri. Gotovo sve deonice su prekrivene visokokvalitetnim asfaltom. U špisu sezone ima gužvi i zbog ogromnog broja krivina poštovanje ograničenja brzine je obavezno. Ne isplati se plaćati kazne za neki minut ranijeg dolaska. Poslednjih godina grade se baš moćne saobraćajnice prema Srbiji i kada budu završene biće to omiljeni putevi za sve koji vole vožnju po egzotič
... keep reading on reddit ➡https://preview.redd.it/dlm95bgqatr61.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=2597d91e18c71d2e281954f4ffe9b6a407c18f70
Protekla godina bila je godina izolacije. Mnogo toga smo preživeli, a još više propustili, jer zbog pandemije koronavirusa nismo mogli ni da izlazimo, ni da putujemo. Leto smo proveli u iščekivanju kraja pandemije, koji se nije dogodio. Neki su se potrudili da ipak otputuju na more, ali im je sve to donelo i mnogo problema. Leto nam se sada ponovo bliži, a samim tim i vreme godišnjih odmora. Poslednjih dana prognoze su malo optimističnije nego prošle godine, tako da će se mnogi zaputiti ka crnogorskom primorju. A da li ste razmišljali o načinu putovanja i o mogućnosti da iznajmite automobil na letovanju u Crnoj Gori? Ima mnogo razloga za to, a u ovom tekstu ćemo se baviti upravo njima.
Kako je bilo nekad
Oni stariji, sećaju se vremena kada je sve bilo jednostavnije. Na crnogorsko primorje putovali smo uglavnom vozom, i bilo je to sasvim prijatno putovanje, jer išli smo spavaćim kolima. Automobil bismo popeli na voz, prespavali noć i ujutru se probudili na moru. Tamo bismo seli u svoj auto i nastavili ka letovalištu u koje smo se uputili, odmorni i dobro raspoloženi. Ali nažalost, u železnicu se do skora nije mnogo ulagalo, pa je to putovanje, poslednjih godina postalo zaista naporno, predugo i mučno.
A kako je sad?
Ništa bolja situacija nije bila ni sa autobusima. Bez 12 sati putovanja, nije bilo šanse da stignete do mora. Još ako je na granici bila gužva, ili je kontrola vaš autobus zadržala malo duže, moglo je da potraje i do 14 sati. A klackanje u neudobnom položaju i pretrpanom autobusu, u trajanju od 14 sati, bilo je veeeoma neprijatno.
Ako ste, pak, na putovanje išli sopstvenim vozilom, putovali ste mnogo prijatnije, ali ste gubili mnogo vremena. Jer, na more ste stizali premoreni, tako da bi vam prvi dan prošao u spavanju. Isto je bilo i na povratku. S obzirom da mnogi od nas za odmor dobiju najviše 15-tak dana, od kojih dva dana provedete u putu tamo i nazad, i još dva da se odmorite od puta, znači da vam za pravi odmor preostaje svega 10-ak dana. Zvuči pomalo deprimirajuće jer ipak, to je sve do sledećeg leta.
Pa kako onda putovati?
Ako to sebi možete da priuštite, najbrži, a ujedno i najkomforniji način je da putujete avionom, a da unapred rezervišete vozilo rent a car-a, tako da čim sletite, možete da nastavite tamo gde ste krenuli. Ta
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
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Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
It was about a weak back.
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
